//during fire in 210s Jack P: Why are we out here? Danderson: Apparently there's a fire. Jack: Well who the hell did that? Danderson: Well let's see. First off, we were in 211, so me and Shelley aren't it. Then Schafer was considered, but he had SRPs going too, as did Pham. Jack: Could it have been Shirley? Danderson: (walks away shaking head) Student: Bet he's looking for Shirley now.
SC photographer: We're doing an article on couples, can we get your guys' picture? //Shelley flicks him off, he leaves for a bit SC photographer (back, now with camera raised): Are you sure? It would be quick! Shelley & Danderson: NO! //Danderson gets umbrella out of backpack and tries to smack him
//Shelley walks in on crutches with a broken foot Freeman: Okay, who did you kick?
Louis: If you guys think that you need to win Intel in order to go to college, you're all on crack. Relax! Shelley (from back of classroom): I like my crack!
//Looking at packets for the "college fair" in AP Eng. Lang: Shelley: Texas Christian University. That's the only University from Texas. Joy! Student: I read that as "Texas Chainsaw University!" Mr. Anderson: Don't go to Texas Chainsaw University... Student: Shelley WOULD go to Texas Chainsaw University.
//Discussing experimental design and variables Stein: So let's say you're thinking about something or other and you think you have a good idea. Then Shelley comes in the room and is like [makes speaking noises]. Burger (exclaiming): Call security!
Mr. Anderson: Avatar was, without any exaggeration, the worst movie I've ever seen. Shelley: You haven't seen Twilight, have you?
Scafer: bpp.mbhs.edu. It's the best website in the world! Shelley: A website that's better than tvtropes? blasphemy.
//Mr. Freeman comes into 8th period Ravilious to talk about Peace Studies electives Freeman: Does anyone know why there is conflict in the Middle East? (Shelley gives a long-winded explanation.) Freeman: Wow. Who is this girl? Brian Clanton: That's Jelly Shin. Shelley tries to hit him. Class laughs. Freeman: Wow. She's smart and violent.
Qinlan (about Burger): He was right in front of me and I couldn't see him! Burger: Maybe it's because I'm already dead. Shelley: We should market his body to necrophiliacs.