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33

Sept. 5, 2009, 4:13 p.m.

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"You need to use a conjugal pair!" -- Scott

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55

Sept. 5, 2009, 4:12 p.m.

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"If you not here as a team, all 104 of you, ...you get run over by dump truck." -- Pham, lecturing about being in the Magnet

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Sept. 4, 2009, 2:51 p.m.

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Dr. Smith: You kill enough people, they come and kill you, cut off your heads, and cheer.

#519

22

Sept. 4, 2009, 2:51 p.m.

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Freeman (to Mikey): I've got a feeling that, if you're thinking it, we're hearing it.

#518

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Sept. 4, 2009, 2:50 p.m.

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//on the second day of class Dr. Smith: Have any of you read the AP English Literature Princeton Review yet?

#517

11

Sept. 4, 2009, 2:49 p.m.

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Dr. Smith: Sometimes they let you write about an epic poem, so you can write about The Odyssey, if you remember, which you can't.

#516

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Sept. 4, 2009, 2:49 p.m.

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Swaney: Russians love defenestration.

#515

15

Sept. 4, 2009, 2:49 p.m.

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Swaney: This is great. Hu's president, and Wen is prime minister. Isn't that great?

#514

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Sept. 4, 2009, 2:47 p.m.

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Swaney: Did I tell you Miss Manners is my neighbor?

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Sept. 4, 2009, 2:47 p.m.

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Swaney: Everyone in Russia dies of alcoholism. It's not a joke.