//Smith's Pd.3 //Shreeya, playing around on her calculator Smith: Shreeya, can you put your phone away? Shreeya: ...what...? Smith: what, what is that? Shreeya:...a calculator...? *slowly puts calculator away*
Dr. Smith: Kevin Qian, I noticed that you used the word "vibes" on your planning sheet, which is not allowed for these assignments.
//While reading the Odyssey in Dr. Smith's class Rohit: What has been your favorite book from English? Neo: Book 7
//Kevin is eating a sandwich during 8th period Smith Smith: Kevin! Please put that lunch away! I have a strict rule against eating lunch in this room because the lunch's delicious smells is welcoming rodents and vermin to this classroom. Then, our overseers clean the room and slaughter those animals. Kevin, I'm sure you didn't mean to slaughter mice?
// In a group gchat discussing bringing food to FTC day Laura: Will anyone drink soda if I bring it? Kevin: No Kevin: I need to stay asleep for period 8 Smith.
//Period 5 Hon English 10 //Tony throwing around ceramics piece //Piece falls and smashes on the floor Tony: Oh shit! (class starts laughing) Dr. Smith: What was that? Tony: Oh just a ceramics piece, I'll clean it up, do you have like a bag? (class laughs) Dr. Smith: Go get the trash can and clean it up. //Tony goes to get trash can Elijah: Hey Tony, you know how we tell you every day that you're stupid? Yeah you're stupid. Dr. Smith: I wouldn't say stupid. Just awkward. (class laughs)
Dr. Smith: We've been burning in hell for a good deal of time.
Dr. Smith: It's seductive out there, and all of your friends are seductive as well.
Janitor: Ima give you one last chance, man. Kid: Man, I ain't movin'. Janitor: Man, Ima call Smiff over here cuz you undaminin' me. Janitor (on walkie talkie): //looks at Smith across lunch room// Ayo Smiff!...(Smith doesn't respond)...Smiff! Smith: What? Janitor: Smiff, dis kid ova heuh is undaminin' me! Smith: Ok, man I be right ova. Janitor: Smiff, dis kid ove heuh is undaminin' me! Man, he betta stop undaminin' me!!!!!
//Tolnay is doing one of those Smith poem assignments during econ Hinkle: Ohhh! You have Dr. Smith! A-ha-ha-ha-ha! I pity the fool.