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June 4, 2009, 7:02 p.m.

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Mr. Schafer: So say your friend walks up to you at lunch. He says, "Hey, what was on the math test?" This is where you say "No thanks, I'm full," then walk away.

#418

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June 4, 2009, 6:56 p.m.

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Khoa: I'm not short, I'm travel sized!

#417

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June 4, 2009, 6:30 p.m.

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Pham: It's not a numerical number.

#414

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June 4, 2009, 2:33 p.m.

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Andie: How do you get rid of the French flag? Whitacre: We've been trying!

#413

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June 4, 2009, 2:33 p.m.

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//after David gives a presentation in which he mentions, several times, that Nils didn't cover something Whitacre: I think that's the first time I've seen a PowerPoint based on what another student didn't do.

#412

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June 4, 2009, 2:32 p.m.

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Whitacre: Where do you get these things? Are you drinking salt water? You're delirious!

#411

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June 4, 2009, 2:32 p.m.

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Whitacre: Is there a number we can call to nominate people for human trafficking?

#410

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June 4, 2009, 2:30 p.m.

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Whitacre: So if you're in a brothel and they don't speak a word of English, it's a dead giveaway.

#409

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June 4, 2009, 2:30 p.m.

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//after the projector refuses to turn off Mr. Schafer: Shirley, goddamnit! * turns away * Ass.

#406

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June 2, 2009, 9:29 p.m.

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Schafer: What's the password? Stein: Your mom.