#294

55

May 21, 2009, 10:21 p.m.

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"The natives are restless and keep on banging on the door." - Bunday

#293

06

May 21, 2009, 10:21 p.m.

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"We can't do real gases cause we, like, don't know the secret variable of happiness."

#292

59

May 21, 2009, 10:20 p.m.

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Huzzah! Duct tape fixes everything! Including backpacks and identity crises!

#290

19

May 21, 2009, 10:19 p.m.

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"DEAR GOD! YOU SICK PERVERTED UNHOLY BASTARD!!!", followed by: "You're programming in Visual C++?!?!"

#289

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May 21, 2009, 10:19 p.m.

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How do you get the dielectric into the capacitor? Well, I'm not sure. I guess sometimes it will suck it in by itself, but other times you have to thrust it in.

#288

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May 21, 2009, 10:19 p.m.

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So the charge builds up until the balls discharge.

#287

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May 21, 2009, 9:46 p.m.

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Mr Grossman: "Might as well legalize prostitution" Amir: "WHOA!"

#285

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May 21, 2009, 9:43 p.m.

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Grossman: Inter is like...intercourse!

#284

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May 21, 2009, 9:42 p.m.

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Mr. Demma: Electron microscopes... they just suck. I mean it's like throwing rocks at an indigenous tribe and then trying to observe them.

#283

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May 21, 2009, 9:38 p.m.

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Demma: Yeah, I totally introduce myself like "Hi, my name is Charlie and my brain is really wrinkled." You know why I use that line? 'Cause it weeds out anyone who is even a little bit normal.