#13402

99

Aug. 27, 2024, 11:39 a.m.

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Grossman: You can touch each other outside of class

#12550

911

Nov. 17, 2023, 2:06 p.m.

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Grossman: "Banning child labor is possibly the worst thing to have ever happened to this country" Random Person: "Are you sure it wasn't slavery?"

#12549

911

Nov. 17, 2023, 2:05 p.m.

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Grossman: "You know, I've been looking for someone who is really good at busting people's knees in. Do you know anybody who is good at that?"

#11469

57

Jan. 25, 2023, 3:12 p.m.

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Grossman: Guys, don't do ketamine until you're over 70 years old.

#11467

46

Jan. 25, 2023, 3:09 p.m.

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Grossman: I’d go for Karl Marx. Karl Marx is hot . . . Look at that beard.

#7231

1919

Feb. 15, 2018, 10:30 a.m.

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Grossman: They sell those Singing-grams way to cheap. 3 dollars to disrupt our precious class time? Talia: Wait. . . if everyone pooled their money, we could order like, 50 and disrupt class for like, an hour! Grossman: Yeah, but then you'd have to listen to an acapella group for like, an hour

#4970

11

May 24, 2014, 5:07 p.m.

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//Grossman has brought up again why he won't add Forrest Gump to the cinematic analysis list Student: Can you add Frozen? Grossman: I took my kids to see that movie. It was scary. Student: What? Another Student: I haven't even seen it yet and it's not scary! Third Student: Can we watch it now? The [other class across the hall] was when we were taking a test! Grossman: No, but when you think about it, there's this crazy Swedish chick with ice powers. Tell me that's not scary. Student: Okay, first of all, she's Norwegian... //This went on for a good five minutes

#4968

17

May 24, 2014, 4:59 p.m.

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//Grossman hasn't shown up for a CAP 9 US History class for 20 minutes and everyone is just goofing off when Simel pokes her head in from next door Simel: Uh...where's Grossman? //The class goes quiet Simel: Okay, then, I was just gonna return [Random Student's] agenda book that they left in my room... //Simel returns the book and then cautiously backs out the door while everyone suppresses chuckles

#4449

1111

Feb. 20, 2013, 9:46 p.m.

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Mr. Grossman: Before 9-11, you would arrive to the airport 10 minutes before your flight and go through security with your concealed weapon.

#4438

77

Feb. 14, 2013, 4:26 p.m.

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Grossman: I have a feeling that you all will pair off and make bad decisions with each other.