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Jan. 25, 2023, 3:12 p.m.

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Grossman: Guys, don't do ketamine until you're over 70 years old.



Jan. 25, 2023, 3:09 p.m.

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Grossman: I’d go for Karl Marx. Karl Marx is hot . . . Look at that beard.



Feb. 15, 2018, 10:30 a.m.

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Grossman: They sell those Singing-grams way to cheap. 3 dollars to disrupt our precious class time? Talia: Wait. . . if everyone pooled their money, we could order like, 50 and disrupt class for like, an hour! Grossman: Yeah, but then you'd have to listen to an acapella group for like, an hour



May 24, 2014, 5:07 p.m.

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//Grossman has brought up again why he won't add Forrest Gump to the cinematic analysis list Student: Can you add Frozen? Grossman: I took my kids to see that movie. It was scary. Student: What? Another Student: I haven't even seen it yet and it's not scary! Third Student: Can we watch it now? The [other class across the hall] was when we were taking a test! Grossman: No, but when you think about it, there's this crazy Swedish chick with ice powers. Tell me that's not scary. Student: Okay, first of all, she's Norwegian... //This went on for a good five minutes

It's been six months and people won't stop talking about this movie, darnit.

frozen, grossman



May 24, 2014, 4:59 p.m.

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//Grossman hasn't shown up for a CAP 9 US History class for 20 minutes and everyone is just goofing off when Simel pokes her head in from next door Simel: Uh...where's Grossman? //The class goes quiet Simel: Okay, then, I was just gonna return [Random Student's] agenda book that they left in my room... //Simel returns the book and then cautiously backs out the door while everyone suppresses chuckles

He did finally show up, 45 minutes late, having forgotten what day it was and thinking he was actually arriving early for his next class

grossman, simel, cap



Feb. 20, 2013, 9:46 p.m.

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Mr. Grossman: Before 9-11, you would arrive to the airport 10 minutes before your flight and go through security with your concealed weapon.



Feb. 14, 2013, 4:26 p.m.

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Grossman: I have a feeling that you all will pair off and make bad decisions with each other.



Jan. 11, 2013, 11:45 p.m.

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Grossman: I was so high when I was in the Peace Corps... //General gasping Grossman: I mean altitude-wise!



Jan. 11, 2013, 12:44 p.m.

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Grossman: If you're traveling to a different country, have the courtesy to buy illegal substances IN the country - don't bring them through the airport!



Jan. 11, 2013, 12:43 p.m.

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//Talking about Wall Street and economics Grossman: Basic lesson: Buy low sell high. Well, not literally. Don't sell high.

Grossman talking about the stock market. the drugs came out of nowhere

grossman, high