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⚐ ReportKyei: it's teacher appreciation week, and they gave us Almond Joy. Kyei: I'm allergic to almonds.
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⚐ ReportRamu: The first thing I do on a new schoolyear is to add my teachers' names to my phone's dictionary.
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⚐ Report//Some teacher passes a group of Magnets in the hall Teacher: I get really nervous when I hear magnets talking about sex...
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⚐ ReportTeacher: (talking about economics) See what the Republicans don't understand, because by definition they are stupid...
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⚐ ReportTeacher: That's one method to find it, but here's another way that is not in your book. You have to have a virgin-- *pauses* ...You know, in math there are some sayings you just don't use. You can have 4x, 4y, but no 4q...So, you have to have a VERSION...
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⚐ ReportHinkle: Ladies and gentlemen, do you know why I don't have a student teacher? Well, first of all, most of my classes are AP, so they can't teach that. Also, the last one I had, well, I made him cry. Class: How? What did you tell him? Hinkle: The truth.
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⚐ ReportTeacher: [Teacher], you've got one foot in the grave and another on a banana peel!