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March 9, 2023, 12:47 p.m.

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Rose: man, I should be like a teacher or something



May 5, 2022, 8:10 a.m.

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Kyei: it's teacher appreciation week, and they gave us Almond Joy. Kyei: I'm allergic to almonds.



Sept. 14, 2021, 2:53 p.m.

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Rose: mean teachers, or maybe good teachers, idk same thing



Oct. 1, 2014, 10:34 p.m.

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Ramu: The first thing I do on a new schoolyear is to add my teachers' names to my phone's dictionary.



April 30, 2013, 5:53 p.m.

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//Some teacher passes a group of Magnets in the hall Teacher: I get really nervous when I hear magnets talking about sex...



Oct. 2, 2012, 6:23 p.m.

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Teacher: (talking about economics) See what the Republicans don't understand, because by definition they are stupid...



Sept. 12, 2012, 5:25 p.m.

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Teacher: That's one method to find it, but here's another way that is not in your book. You have to have a virgin-- *pauses* ...You know, in math there are some sayings you just don't use. You can have 4x, 4y, but no 4q...So, you have to have a VERSION...



Aug. 30, 2012, 4:55 p.m.

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Hinkle: Ladies and gentlemen, do you know why I don't have a student teacher? Well, first of all, most of my classes are AP, so they can't teach that. Also, the last one I had, well, I made him cry. Class: How? What did you tell him? Hinkle: The truth.



March 16, 2012, 7:08 p.m.

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Teacher: When Stein and I were still married...



March 13, 2012, 9:09 p.m.

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Teacher: [Teacher], you've got one foot in the grave and another on a banana peel!

he was quoting someone (anonymous)