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⚐ ReportRose: The Law of Ones states that if you have a nice teacher, (x - 1) and (x + 1) will be factors Also Rose: *gives an equation where (x - 1) and (x + 1) are not factors*
#12049
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⚐ ReportStudent: I don't like when school teachers interdate each other Student: It's like school incest. Student: like band kids don't date each other cuz of bandcest
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⚐ ReportKyei: it's teacher appreciation week, and they gave us Almond Joy. Kyei: I'm allergic to almonds.
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⚐ ReportRamu: The first thing I do on a new schoolyear is to add my teachers' names to my phone's dictionary.
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⚐ Report//Some teacher passes a group of Magnets in the hall Teacher: I get really nervous when I hear magnets talking about sex...
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⚐ ReportTeacher: (talking about economics) See what the Republicans don't understand, because by definition they are stupid...
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⚐ ReportTeacher: That's one method to find it, but here's another way that is not in your book. You have to have a virgin-- *pauses* ...You know, in math there are some sayings you just don't use. You can have 4x, 4y, but no 4q...So, you have to have a VERSION...