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April 17, 2024, 12:59 p.m.

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Mr Demma: “Sometimes Lana Del Rey makes me want to stretch out at the pool at a cheap motel and drink a bottle of bourbon”



May 5, 2023, 9:38 a.m.

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(To student with a manbun) "Wow man you've really got the buns!" - Mr. Demma



Feb. 24, 2014, 11:47 a.m.

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Pham: Does your wife cook? Demma: Not much, I cook most of the food. Pham: I don't cook... I am the man.



Oct. 28, 2011, 10:13 p.m.

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//Student sees Demma carrying wilted flowers in hallway Student: Demma, what are those from? //Demma pauses to study flowers and contemplate an answer Demma: OVARIES! //Demma walks out without explaining

Apparently his class was dissecting the flowers to study their reproductive systems

ap_bio, ovaries, demma



Nov. 17, 2010, 6:34 p.m.

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Amir: I wonder what God's sperm would look like under a microscope

AP Bio, we were discussing whether Jesus was born through partheogenesis

demma, amir, bio



Nov. 3, 2010, 10:29 p.m.

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Demma: So this is not only the smog that hovers over LA all the time, but it's also the stuff that they use to make Viagra. Class: What? Really. Demma: Sure! It makes leaky capillaries. [Demma proceeds to explain very graphically how a medicine that makes capillaries slightly leaky would make a good erectile dysfunction medication] See, they gave it to a bunch of old guys during medical testing. And then they wouldn't bring their leftovers back because it was like, 'DING, erection time!' And this was a nightmare for the old ladies, because they were glad that they didn't have to pretend enjoying fucking these old farts... now anyway, what was I talking about?"

Denma makes the LA smog gas and proceeds to spend the next 20 minutes discussing the merits of Viagra in an honors Chem class.

honors_chem, smog, viagra, chem, demma, la



June 20, 2009, 11:22 p.m.

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//signing letters to potential robotics sponsors Boettcher: Mr. Demma?! I cannot in good conscience sign this. He's too irresponsible.



May 21, 2009, 11:20 p.m.

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Demma: You should come over some time and we can have squirrelwiches!



May 21, 2009, 11:19 p.m.

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The first on the list of my 10 top life lessons: Don't practice your boomerang technique at the intersection of two major highways. ~Demma



May 21, 2009, 11:10 p.m.

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Demma: If the duodenum had a facebook, these would be its friends...