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#12857

88

Jan. 18, 2024, 7:54 a.m.

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Charles: Name something that is commonly used as a performance enhancer. Andy: Viagra! // Later Charles: Now the FDA doesn’t really care to run trials to determine the safety of something. Charles: Unless it’s like viagra because people’s things start to fall off and it’s happening to a lot of people.

#12851

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Jan. 18, 2024, 7:51 a.m.

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Charles: You know those Five Guys cheeseburgers? Charles: Those are so addictive, it’s like crack.

#12787

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Dec. 20, 2023, 3:01 p.m.

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Charles: My saying is that if you ain't cheating, you ain't trying. Charles: It's only cheating if you get caught. Charles: I have a promising career as a politician. Charles: I would be the most corrupt of them all.

he said this sarcastically obviously

charles

#12751

88

Dec. 18, 2023, 3:10 p.m.

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// Student borrows pencil from Charles for weight quiz Charles: Why won't you take the black one? *Student takes black pencil* Charles: Why did you choose the black one? *Student put black pencil back* Charles: Why didn't you choose the black one?

#12747

33

Dec. 18, 2023, 1:25 p.m.

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// Some student has a book that says “hell is cold” Charles: Hell is not cold. Hell is hot.

#12619

46

Nov. 30, 2023, 3:13 p.m.

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Charles: Some of you guys are total jackas- I mean donkeys. Charles: Sorry, sometimes my thoughts come out as words.

#12447

66

Nov. 3, 2023, 2:34 p.m.

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Charles: I have candy in a white van. Charles: It has no windows.

He said this completely unprompted before class started

candy, charles

#12367

46

Oct. 20, 2023, 3 p.m.

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Charles: So this is how you do the stability ball squat. Charles: It's mostly for older people with joint issues. Nathan: So like you! Charles: Nah, I mostly use it for your mom.

#12348

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Oct. 18, 2023, 5:43 p.m.

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// Going over weight training quiz Charles: Some of you guys did really well. Charles: Some of y'all were smoking or high while taking this. Charles: Or maybe I am the one that's high right now. Charles: In what world does bench press work the glutes?

#12217

24

Sept. 28, 2023, 3:07 p.m.

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Charles: Oh man I'm going to have to pray after this class. Charles: I need Jesus. Charles: I don't even need to do any of this. Charles: The teacher evaluator comes twice every 4 years and all I need to do is act nice and pull wool over his eyes.

the last 2 lines are obviously sarcastic

charles