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⚐ ReportCharles: Name something that is commonly used as a performance enhancer. Andy: Viagra! // Later Charles: Now the FDA doesn’t really care to run trials to determine the safety of something. Charles: Unless it’s like viagra because people’s things start to fall off and it’s happening to a lot of people.
#12851
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⚐ ReportCharles: You know those Five Guys cheeseburgers? Charles: Those are so addictive, it’s like crack.
#12787
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⚐ ReportCharles: My saying is that if you ain't cheating, you ain't trying. Charles: It's only cheating if you get caught. Charles: I have a promising career as a politician. Charles: I would be the most corrupt of them all.
#12751
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⚐ Report// Student borrows pencil from Charles for weight quiz Charles: Why won't you take the black one? *Student takes black pencil* Charles: Why did you choose the black one? *Student put black pencil back* Charles: Why didn't you choose the black one?
#12747
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⚐ Report// Some student has a book that says “hell is cold” Charles: Hell is not cold. Hell is hot.
#12619
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⚐ ReportCharles: Some of you guys are total jackas- I mean donkeys. Charles: Sorry, sometimes my thoughts come out as words.
#12367
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⚐ ReportCharles: So this is how you do the stability ball squat. Charles: It's mostly for older people with joint issues. Nathan: So like you! Charles: Nah, I mostly use it for your mom.
#12348
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⚐ Report// Going over weight training quiz Charles: Some of you guys did really well. Charles: Some of y'all were smoking or high while taking this. Charles: Or maybe I am the one that's high right now. Charles: In what world does bench press work the glutes?
#12217
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⚐ ReportCharles: Oh man I'm going to have to pray after this class. Charles: I need Jesus. Charles: I don't even need to do any of this. Charles: The teacher evaluator comes twice every 4 years and all I need to do is act nice and pull wool over his eyes.