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Oct. 20, 2023, 3 p.m.

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Charles: So this is how you do the stability ball squat. Charles: It's mostly for older people with joint issues. Nathan: So like you! Charles: Nah, I mostly use it for your mom.



June 15, 2023, 7:50 a.m.

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Jerry Song: Liquid helium takes very high pressure in order to make it solid. Jerry: That's why when scientists first made it, they had to put your mom on top of it.



Oct. 31, 2022, 9:22 a.m.

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Jerry Song: The square cube law implies that your mom is hot!



Sept. 28, 2022, 7:32 a.m.

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Kirk: There is only one thing that truly grows exponentially. Uriel: Your mother.



Sept. 22, 2022, 8:21 a.m.

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Jerry Song: Don't you just hate it when the British steal your mom and put her in a museum?



Sept. 21, 2022, 5:15 p.m.

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Stephen: What is a horizontal distance? Katz: A distance along a horizontal direction. Stephen: No Katz: What do you think it is? Stephen: Your mother Katz: My mother is not a horizontal distance. Katz: If she was, my father couldn't be a vertical distance, because the dot product would be zero, but I clearly exist.



June 14, 2022, 10:04 a.m.

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//Stephen teaching us Linux Stephen: So let's say you want to rename urself into urmom. Stephen: You can't just rename urself, right? Stephen: So what you have to do is move urself into urmom.



April 29, 2022, 11:21 a.m.

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Stephen Chen: Alright I’m off to go do some stuff. Stephen: And by stuff I mean your mom.



March 1, 2022, 12:33 p.m.

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// Talking about tennis tryouts Johnny: Jerry, who's on the team? Jerry Song: Your mom, your dad, and nobody else.



Feb. 14, 2022, 11:19 a.m.

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Roberts: What does this sound like? Student(under her breath): Your mom Roberts: DID YOU JUST SAY MY MOM? Roberts: HI MOM, THIS STUDENT JUST SAID SOMETHING ABOUT YOU. // Later Roberts: Make sure I can see everything, not just your left hand. Roberts: Because I don’t know if it’s your hand or YOUR MOMS LEFT HAND.