//Over Facebook Andy: Hey do you happen to have any snapbacks that I could borrow for tomorrow? Raphael: Nope, you're asking a person of the wrong race. Andy: LOL
Andy: My GPA is lower than the gas prices.
// Mr. Pham pops up during teacher's test to ask about lunch Andy Gilbert: Mr. Pham, will you buy me food as well? Pham: Uh, no! You Asian. You can make this stuff anyway. Teacher: Gilbert isn't Asian! Pham: He speak Japanese! He Asian enough.
// During Math Phys Schafer: So for a conservative system. And no, not like the one in Texas. Class: Oh, hahaha... Schafer: See what I did there? Andy G: They don't believe in dot products in Texas! Schafer: ...but they do believe in cross products!
Someone: The motto has to be in a dead language. Not necessarily Latin. Andy: How do you say dubstep in Latin?
Student Aide: Hey Geometry kids, when you write stuff about me on Blairbash my name is !@#$ *&^%$#@ not Student Aide.
Andy Gilbert (to Rose): Your lack of enthusiasm for this problem *disgusts* me.
Rose: Andy Zhang, either on or off with the pants, man, I don't care which.
Andy Gilbert: It's like doing integrals only more sexy. Also more deadly.