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Feb. 14, 2014, 12:39 a.m.

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//Over Facebook Andy: Hey do you happen to have any snapbacks that I could borrow for tomorrow? Raphael: Nope, you're asking a person of the wrong race. Andy: LOL

#4693

88

Jan. 2, 2014, 8:03 p.m.

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Andy: My GPA is lower than the gas prices.

#3771

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Nov. 10, 2011, 7:24 p.m.

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// Mr. Pham pops up during teacher's test to ask about lunch Andy Gilbert: Mr. Pham, will you buy me food as well? Pham: Uh, no! You Asian. You can make this stuff anyway. Teacher: Gilbert isn't Asian! Pham: He speak Japanese! He Asian enough.

#3620

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Sept. 30, 2011, 4:32 p.m.

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// During Math Phys Schafer: So for a conservative system. And no, not like the one in Texas. Class: Oh, hahaha... Schafer: See what I did there? Andy G: They don't believe in dot products in Texas! Schafer: ...but they do believe in cross products!

#3389

88

May 19, 2011, 7:22 p.m.

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Someone: The motto has to be in a dead language. Not necessarily Latin. Andy: How do you say dubstep in Latin?

#2997

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Feb. 25, 2011, 11:54 a.m.

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Student Aide: Hey Geometry kids, when you write stuff about me on Blairbash my name is !@#$ *&^%$#@ not Student Aide.

#1769

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April 10, 2010, 5:02 p.m.

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Andy Gilbert (to Rose): Your lack of enthusiasm for this problem *disgusts* me.

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March 1, 2010, 6:52 p.m.

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Rose: Andy Zhang, either on or off with the pants, man, I don't care which.

#1556

33

Feb. 26, 2010, 12:20 a.m.

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Andy Gilbert: It's like doing integrals only more sexy. Also more deadly.