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⚐ ReportShriyan: "I got a manual." Smolen (confused): "...You bought a person named Emmanuel?" //After clarifications that they were talking about cars, Smolen diverges into a story about his brother driving a car at 3 years old. Summary: She was poking around her dad's workshop, saw the car pulling out of the driveway, and panicked. The car ended up crashing into a power generator (?) and her parents got angry at her. Smolen: "...and he was laughing the whole time!" Andy: "Me for real."
#12480
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⚐ Report// fermi estimating the amount of sex offenders in the USA Andy Ying: if it's [10^]7 then we'd all have been touched by now.
#12475
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⚐ Report// Continuation of previous story Glenn: It's so uncanny that both of my children do the exact same things at the exact same times unbeknownst to each other. Andy: Well, they clearly got it from you. Glenn: That's true, but my sister and I didn't do the same things. Andy: Didn't you also roll around in poison ivy to miss school? Glenn: Yes, and unfortunately I am not allergic to it.
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⚐ Report*Delaney walks up to Jerry Song* Jerry: What's up? Delaney: Hrrn. Andy: Minecraft villager. Sean(from far away): Hrrn. Delaney: I don't have a nose big enough for that.
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⚐ ReportJosh Piety: Ms. Bosse, how much sleep do you get every night? Bosse: Oh, I get plenty of sleep. I always get at least 8 hours every night. Bosse: And I always wake up at 5 to go for a run. Andy: I wake up at 3:50 for swim practice.
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⚐ ReportSmolen: "...Cellos? Are the violins gaslighting me?" Andy: "We are not gaslighting you, Ms. Smolen! It's all in your mind!"
#12240
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⚐ Report// Scibowl tryouts Yunyi: Ok, buzz in and then say your name. Gugan(after buzzing): Vas deferens. Kian: Hi. Andy: I'm him.