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#12585

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Nov. 28, 2023, 11:47 a.m.

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Shriyan: "I got a manual." Smolen (confused): "...You bought a person named Emmanuel?" //After clarifications that they were talking about cars, Smolen diverges into a story about his brother driving a car at 3 years old. Summary: She was poking around her dad's workshop, saw the car pulling out of the driveway, and panicked. The car ended up crashing into a power generator (?) and her parents got angry at her. Smolen: "...and he was laughing the whole time!" Andy: "Me for real."

#12484

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Nov. 8, 2023, 1:47 p.m.

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Andy Ying: Jonathan Mitchum is Schafer Jr.

jonathan mitchum wants to know your location // mod note: permission denied

andy, schafer, jonathan

#12480

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Nov. 8, 2023, 12:01 p.m.

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// fermi estimating the amount of sex offenders in the USA Andy Ying: if it's [10^]7 then we'd all have been touched by now.

#12475

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Nov. 7, 2023, 12:36 p.m.

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// Continuation of previous story Glenn: It's so uncanny that both of my children do the exact same things at the exact same times unbeknownst to each other. Andy: Well, they clearly got it from you. Glenn: That's true, but my sister and I didn't do the same things. Andy: Didn't you also roll around in poison ivy to miss school? Glenn: Yes, and unfortunately I am not allergic to it.

// mod note: yea Glenn has some reallly weird tangents sometimes, cf 9352

andy, poison, glenn

#12461

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Nov. 6, 2023, 12:15 p.m.

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Glenn: What do you buy for a 77-year-old lady? Andy: A coffin.

#12459

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Nov. 6, 2023, 10:08 a.m.

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Andy C: How do you become a discord mod? Andy: Serious question.

#12458

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Nov. 6, 2023, 10:06 a.m.

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*Delaney walks up to Jerry Song* Jerry: What's up? Delaney: Hrrn. Andy: Minecraft villager. Sean(from far away): Hrrn. Delaney: I don't have a nose big enough for that.

#12415

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Oct. 27, 2023, 7:59 p.m.

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Josh Piety: Ms. Bosse, how much sleep do you get every night? Bosse: Oh, I get plenty of sleep. I always get at least 8 hours every night. Bosse: And I always wake up at 5 to go for a run. Andy: I wake up at 3:50 for swim practice.

// mod note: I only do it once a week, but this is true. I also wake up at 4:30 or 5:30 for another morning practice.

piety, josh, bosse, andy

#12341

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Oct. 18, 2023, 11:17 a.m.

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Smolen: "...Cellos? Are the violins gaslighting me?" Andy: "We are not gaslighting you, Ms. Smolen! It's all in your mind!"

P4 Phil Orch. Smolen was talking about chord progressions, and miswrote a couple notes while explaining minor scales.

orchestra, smolen, andy

#12240

1218

Oct. 3, 2023, 9:04 p.m.

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// Scibowl tryouts Yunyi: Ok, buzz in and then say your name. Gugan(after buzzing): Vas deferens. Kian: Hi. Andy: I'm him.