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March 5, 2022, 11:33 a.m.

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Jacen: What’s the drug that raises your blood pressure again? Jacen: Like the opposite of viagra.

#2471

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Nov. 3, 2010, 10:29 p.m.

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Demma: So this is not only the smog that hovers over LA all the time, but it's also the stuff that they use to make Viagra. Class: What? Really. Demma: Sure! It makes leaky capillaries. [Demma proceeds to explain very graphically how a medicine that makes capillaries slightly leaky would make a good erectile dysfunction medication] See, they gave it to a bunch of old guys during medical testing. And then they wouldn't bring their leftovers back because it was like, 'DING, erection time!' And this was a nightmare for the old ladies, because they were glad that they didn't have to pretend enjoying fucking these old farts... now anyway, what was I talking about?"

Denma makes the LA smog gas and proceeds to spend the next 20 minutes discussing the merits of Viagra in an honors Chem class.

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