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⚐ ReportBoettcher is explaining charges in AP DP Physics using rabbit fur... Boettcher: ...something happens with the dead rabbit Eugene: Why do you keep calling it that??!? Boettcher: 'Cause that's what it is!
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⚐ Report//AP Microeconomics, Period 7 //Table with Eugene, Aarti, Shilpa, and Hannah F. is frequently breaking into off-topic conversation. Hinkle: Are those girls distracting you Eugene? Do I need to move one of them? Eugene: No, I'm alright... Hinkle: Remember, just say no! [laughter all around] Eugene: I don't get it. Hinkle: Aw, Eugene, do I have to give you this speech? No means no! Eugene: Uhh... I'm not an afternoon person.
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⚐ Report//talking to Michael Z, who is right next to Daniel F Eugene: Why are you grabbing his hips? Michael: Because I love him...
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⚐ Report"Pee's not gold." - Eugene, on the historic alchemic effort to derive gold from urine
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⚐ Report//while looking at Eugene's comic of Infinitus fighting Captain Zero Stein: BOOM! BAM! SPLAT! POW! wait..they're walking away? Eugene: no, they're dead.
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⚐ ReportSina: "Is it true that if you grow old enough you grow a second set of teeth?" Eugene: [annoyed] "They're called dentures"
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⚐ Report//Mr. Prange attempts to explain that weight gain is kind of quantized even though it doesn't look like it because you gain it atom by atom Eugene: So how do people gain weight? Mr. Prange: They eat too much!