Boettcher: I spent hundreds of dollars on my two year old, and you know what her favorite present was? The sticks and stones outside!
Boettcher: Arek, are you awake? Arek: I'm a lady? Boettcher: What did you think I said?
Boettcher: No, the magic physics gnomes did not build your robot.
Boettcher is explaining charges in AP DP Physics using rabbit fur... Boettcher: ...something happens with the dead rabbit Eugene: Why do you keep calling it that??!? Boettcher: 'Cause that's what it is!
//Boettcher is sucking on a lollipop Boettcher: This is really good. Max: You're terrible. Boettcher: I know. (pause) Wait, what did you say? Class: (laughs)
//The physics question on the board is about which path a package would take if dropped from an airplane Tej: Why is it falling? Boettcher: Um, gravity. Tej: Oh, I get it!
Eugene: Boettcher, please.
Student: can I go downstairs to see the brown people? //Brown university was visiting
//Beginning of AP Physics DP, taught by Mr. Boettcher Schafer: Okay, guys, I'm teaching today! Class, in unison: Yay! Schafer: No, you're supposed to say, "Aww, but we want Mr. Boettcher." (Signals for class to repeat after him.) Class, in unison: Yay!
//Going over safety quiz Mr. Boettcher: A fire starts in the laboratory. A student notifies the teacher. What should the student do next? The answer is D: follow the teacher's directions... And if I tell you to sacrifice yourself for the betterment of the class, that's what you'll do.