#12930

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Jan. 31, 2024, 9:39 a.m.

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Jorgensen: Did you guys learn about earthquakes? //Class shakes head Jorgensen: I gotta talk to Lodal about this //Later Jorgensen: Do you guys know of the Vomit Comet? //Class shakes head Jorgensen: I gotta talk to Schafer about this Jorgensen: Just kidding

#12823

44

Jan. 4, 2024, 10:01 p.m.

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//Learning about waves Schafer: "There's a lot of jiggling"

#12802

88

Dec. 22, 2023, 5:08 p.m.

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//Schafer giving us a harder problem "It's time to cook" "You gotta be cooking for this one"

#11308

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Dec. 12, 2022, 7:14 p.m.

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Mr. Jacobs: Pablo, you're exerting force against Donald Trump Also Mr. Jacobs: John, you're exerting force against Beyoncé

#11293

33

Dec. 9, 2022, 9:07 a.m.

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Mr. Jacobs: You know what my favorite thing about clementines are? When you peel them you get the integral symbol!

#10658

44

June 7, 2022, 12:19 p.m.

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// Talking about fluids Schwartz: Every vehicle is a submersible! Schwartz: Your bike is a submarine!

#10642

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May 31, 2022, 5:42 p.m.

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Schwartz: So here we have a tank of some liquid. Class: Hydrochloric acid! Schwartz: What? Oh, this is a different kind of tank problem. We're trying to drain the tank here. Hadar: But what about the magical Stevens and Isaiahs? Schwartz: Oh. They'll be drained out too.

#10641

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May 31, 2022, 5:39 p.m.

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// Schwartz monologue I am technically qualified to teach Physics, by the way. You can get qualified to teach a subject by just taking a test. So I went to Schafer and asked "what's on the physics [qualifier] test?" He says "you took AP Physics in high school, right? And you majored in physics in college?" "Yeah." "Then just review what you learned in high school. You'll be fine." Now, in high school, I took AP Physics in 11th grade. And in 12th grade, I took another physics course that went into much more advanced stuff based on multivariable calculus. None of the test was what I studied, and none of what I studied was on the test. I study for the test; I'm about to open the test; I'm ready; I know how to apply Stoke's theorem to these things ... and I open the packet, and the first question is "what is entropy?" I don't know this. Entropy is something to do with heat, right?

#10634

44

May 31, 2022, 8:41 a.m.

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Schwartz: Nothing about this was clear, but do you have any questions?

#9728

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Jan. 10, 2022, 4:55 p.m.

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// about slinkies Lodal: Last time, when we borrowed one from Physics, we damaged it. And I was told not to borrow it again. Lodal: It was probably my fault, but I'm gonna blame someone else.