Schafer: If you start asking too many questions, you get to the point "I need to understand all of quantum physics to know how a bar magnet works." Schafer: Which is pretty unfortunate.
Schafer: You take two paperclips and see if they'll magnetically attract Schafer: Spoiler alert: they won't
Schafer: And the battery can say, "Yo. I'm a twelve-volt battery. I'm giving you twelve volts!"
Schafer: It's a physics game, so maybe it's not as cool as Mario Kart Schafer: But it's still a game, so hopefully you'll have fun with it
Schafer: I'm going to go on the assumption that everyone here has flushed a toilet
Schafer: Think of it this way: Earth // weird voice Schafer: EXISTS
Schafer: It's a smaller blob, but it's *still a blob*
Schafer: But -- *you* -- are not made of blobs of clay
Schafer: And if they had emojis, there would have been some sad faces Schafer: And some angry faces Schafer: And maybe some people crying Schafer: They found there *is no* ether
Schafer: It's time for everyone's favorite topic Schafer: We'll blow stuff up