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#8934

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Jan. 26, 2021, 11:30 a.m.

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Schafer: If you start asking too many questions, you get to the point "I need to understand all of quantum physics to know how a bar magnet works." Schafer: Which is pretty unfortunate.

#8933

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Jan. 26, 2021, 11:27 a.m.

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Schafer: You take two paperclips and see if they'll magnetically attract Schafer: Spoiler alert: they won't

#8923

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Jan. 22, 2021, 11:16 a.m.

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Schafer: And the battery can say, "Yo. I'm a twelve-volt battery. I'm giving you twelve volts!"

#8906

66

Jan. 19, 2021, 10:04 a.m.

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Schafer: It's a physics game, so maybe it's not as cool as Mario Kart Schafer: But it's still a game, so hopefully you'll have fun with it

#8900

1111

Jan. 15, 2021, 11:21 a.m.

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Schafer: I'm going to go on the assumption that everyone here has flushed a toilet

#8899

66

Jan. 15, 2021, 11:20 a.m.

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Schafer: Think of it this way: Earth // weird voice Schafer: EXISTS

#8874

35

Jan. 8, 2021, 11:16 a.m.

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Schafer: It's a smaller blob, but it's *still a blob*

#8861

04

Jan. 5, 2021, 10:03 a.m.

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Schafer: But -- *you* -- are not made of blobs of clay

#8830

55

Dec. 15, 2020, 10:41 a.m.

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Schafer: And if they had emojis, there would have been some sad faces Schafer: And some angry faces Schafer: And maybe some people crying Schafer: They found there *is no* ether

#8818

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Dec. 11, 2020, 11:26 a.m.

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Schafer: It's time for everyone's favorite topic Schafer: We'll blow stuff up