#13727

33

Feb. 20, 2026, 9:59 a.m.

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Mr. Rose: This has 38g of protein in it. Mr. Sahu: Isn't it true that big protein is just convincing as all that we should eat more protein than we actually need? Mr. Rose: They've got me, I'm hooked.

#13710

57

Jan. 9, 2026, 9:59 a.m.

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Sahu: "I'm okay if we exploit bad code in the financial system" Dexter: "I fully support stealing from banks"

#13601

1923

April 28, 2025, 10:47 p.m.

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Sahu: The nanosecond I start peeing, a new pool gets created and I get airdropped, teleported to the new pool so I can commence peeing

#13571

28

March 18, 2025, 6:42 p.m.

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"this meme which was like 'list of banned words' and it had: skibidi, rizz, gyatt with 1 or 2 ts, any sentence with the words hawk or tuah" - mr sahu

#13567

35

March 11, 2025, 10:25 a.m.

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Mr. Sahu: Oh my god, why is it so thick?!

#13556

1212

Feb. 14, 2025, 11:08 a.m.

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Mr. Sahu: Q.E.D. Motherf...!

#13507

1717

Nov. 21, 2024, 12:12 p.m.

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Sahu: Whoa, whoa! I do not consent to being touched by that thing!

#13495

1515

Oct. 17, 2024, 4:22 p.m.

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Sahu: I can just birth the baby the way I want it to be

#13474

2424

Oct. 1, 2024, 1:49 p.m.

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// PD 8 ADSB, Sahu monologue Sahu: Everyone's pregnant Sahu: They all give birth at the same time Sahu: The population of the world is one million Sahu: The population of the world doubled Sahu: Using binary search, we can still find Timmy in one more search than we did before

#13465

1818

Sept. 23, 2024, 1:27 p.m.

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Sahu: I am egotistical, narcissistic, and self important Sahu: I am Elon Musk Sahu: As the number gets bigger, my ego gets bigger