#13438

55

Sept. 8, 2024, 9:35 p.m.

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Smolen: "I have a 3 pm emotional support pickle every day."

#13367

88

May 9, 2024, 11:44 a.m.

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Smolen: "When was the last time you guys felt joy?" // Class bursts into laughter. Smolen: "Don't say when you were seven years old." Student: "Eight years old." Smolen: "That's... slightly better." // The conversation devolves into awkwardness for a bit before Smolen got us back on track.

#13345

511

April 30, 2024, 9:38 a.m.

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// Bow placement Smolen: Get to the tip!!!! The tip! Smolen: You're 4 inches away from the tip!

#13250

1111

April 2, 2024, 3:15 p.m.

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Smolen: You need to stop breathing.

#13225

1414

March 21, 2024, 9:12 a.m.

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Smolen: Bollywood had enough people to cast the Montagues and Catapults. Smolen: I've been so traumatized by Shakespeare that I will never say their names correctly.

#13175

99

March 11, 2024, 9:16 a.m.

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Smolen: The other day I was with my sister waiting in line to get boba. Smolen: And there were so many 10-year-olds that were unattended and none of their parents were nearby. Smolen: Like child, I could snatch you.

#13131

1111

Feb. 27, 2024, 4:53 p.m.

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Smolen: "...Skibidi."

#13066

610

Feb. 15, 2024, 9:47 a.m.

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Dylan: Ms. Smolen, did you just assume that I was single? Dylan: Well you are absolutely right!

#12890

412

Jan. 24, 2024, 10:43 a.m.

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//Pd 3 symphonic //Smolen talking about how the violin string is a diving board Smolen: You don’t want to jump off the board and just flop like a 3 year old Dylan: Are you calling me a 3 year old?! Smolen: Blairbash that

#12835

99

Jan. 5, 2024, 11:54 p.m.

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Smolen: that's how you pick up a person!