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⚐ ReportSmolen: Bollywood had enough people to cast the Montagues and Catapults. Smolen: I've been so traumatized by Shakespeare that I will never say their names correctly.
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⚐ Report// Talking about Shakespeare's sonnets Random Kid: who's the author // Prentice and Cole proceed to mock him about it.
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⚐ Report// Going on a tangent Schwartz: We don't care about the middle, this is just like reading books. Schwartz: The only book I was unable to finish was the Great Gatsby in 11th grade. Schwartz: I get that the characters are supposed to be detestable, but I just couldn't stand them. // Later Schwartz: If you want to write about Shakespeare, all you have to do is go to an arbitrary page and pick a word from a longer passage. Schwartz: Then write an essay about how profound that word is and how Shakespeare was such a great writer for using that word.
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⚐ Report//Billings is harassing Viju in English Billings: Okay then, do you find Evan attractive? Viju: Oh yeah. He doth teach the sun to fuse brightly.
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⚐ ReportPorac: I hated the "thee, thou" crap. Who was that guy? Oh yeah, Shakespeare. I read the Cliff's Notes, and that was still the only time I almost took drugs in high school.
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⚐ ReportO'Connor: Crime and Punishment is like Hamlet trapped in Macbeth. Gibi: So, any book can be expressed as a linear combination of Shakespeare's plays.
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⚐ Report//shattering the english department orthodoxy Stelzner: Everyone teaches that Shakespeare was this wonderful poetic soul who believed in his art. Truth is, he was a businessman. He was a really good businessman. He wrote his plays and he made a shitload of money.
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⚐ Report//Listening to Springsteen singing Rendezvous Caroline: What is this? Rebecca: Rendezvous. Caroline: By who? Elizabeth: Shakespeare.