//last day of ap lit Stelzner: Taylor Swift > Shakespeare
Clay : Shakespeare always ends his sonnets with GG.
//Billings is harassing Viju in English Billings: Okay then, do you find Evan attractive? Viju: Oh yeah. He doth teach the sun to fuse brightly.
Porac: I hated the "thee, thou" crap. Who was that guy? Oh yeah, Shakespeare. I read the Cliff's Notes, and that was still the only time I almost took drugs in high school.
O'Connor: Crime and Punishment is like Hamlet trapped in Macbeth. Gibi: So, any book can be expressed as a linear combination of Shakespeare's plays.
//shattering the english department orthodoxy Stelzner: Everyone teaches that Shakespeare was this wonderful poetic soul who believed in his art. Truth is, he was a businessman. He was a really good businessman. He wrote his plays and he made a shitload of money.
//Listening to Springsteen singing Rendezvous Caroline: What is this? Rebecca: Rendezvous. Caroline: By who? Elizabeth: Shakespeare.