#10674

1010

June 8, 2022, 4:15 p.m.

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//Subayi points to body parts to have students practise relevant vocabulary //the recent vocabulary set includes « faire des pompes » and « faire des abdominaux » Subayi: I'm not gonna do the exercises, because then you'd have to call an ambulance.

#10599

68

May 23, 2022, 10:03 a.m.

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Subayi: If I ever catch that creep- where's my baseball bat? Subayi: If I ever catch him...

#10519

1818

April 29, 2022, 4:11 p.m.

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Student (objecting to getting a zero): I did the warm-up, but my arm got tired, so I didn't finish writing the objective. Subayi: Well, my eyes got tired, so I didn't look.

#10458

1818

April 21, 2022, 4:14 p.m.

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Subayi: I hope you all are joking when you say you want to be a teacher. You're gonna be poor forever. Subayi: If you want a bank account balance of zero, that's fine. Subayi: The bank calls me, and asks "do you want your balance, sir?" And I say "no! I don't want to start crying!"

#10442

1515

April 19, 2022, 5:48 p.m.

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Subayi: We're gonna start at some point. Mr. Subayi is in another world right now.

#10418

1010

April 5, 2022, 4:13 p.m.

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Subayi: Don't you go to France every weekend, [Student]? Student: No Subayi: Tell the truth!

#10417

1212

April 5, 2022, 4:12 p.m.

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Subayi: Listen to classical music, guys. It helps with your intellectual development. //later Subayi (to Katz): Do your parents listen to classical music? Katz: No... Subayi: Did they ever tell you they don't listen to classical music? Maybe they listen to it when you're not at home to see it. //later Subayi (to all): Do any of your parents listen to classical music? Even if they don't, you should listen to it yourself. Your French grades would shoot up.

#10320

1010

March 22, 2022, 10:12 a.m.

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Subayi: In Japan, they're much more advanced technologically than us. Even with how developed we are, they have better technology. Subayi: When students go to school, their phones don't work, they have a technology that makes it that way. Subayi: And you know what, that's coming here. Student: No! Subayi: Oh yes it is! Other student (who is a senior): I'll have graduated!

#10298

1010

March 18, 2022, 10:57 a.m.

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//Talking about the Omicron subvariant causing the spike in Europe Subayi: Keep your masks on, it could come over here. We don't want that, and it can make you feel bad for months after. /A minute later Subayi: And for the lovers in the class, stay away from kissing. That's a sure way to get it.

#10278

57

March 16, 2022, 9:37 a.m.

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Mr. Subayi: Don't try to find a guy or date, it's not worth it and they will cause you trouble and will leave you the next day. I've seen some things I shouldn't have at the track. Class: *starts laughing hysterically*