Subayi: In Japan, they're much more advanced technologically than us. Even with how developed we are, they have better technology. Subayi: When students go to school, their phones don't work, they have a technology that makes it that way. Subayi: And you know what, that's coming here. Student: No! Subayi: Oh yes it is! Other student (who is a senior): I'll have graduated!
Subayi: Why should I pay more when I've already paid so much for an expensive phone? Student 1: To make calls Student 2: Yeah, to call your girlfriend Subayi: ... do your work! Don't worry about my girlfriend!
// Student was on his phone Subayi: You need to go see a doctor. I know a doctor, do you want me to give you a name? You have a disease.
Subayi: [Student], why are you on your phone? Do you have a girlfriend right now? You do know she's probably with somebody else now, right? You guys are so desperate...
NOTE: Continuation of #9294 //Same student asks to go to the bathroom again Subayi: Are you going to call your boyfriend again? Student: Why do you keep asking me about him? Subayi: Give me your phone. // Subayi glances on the phone, on it is a picture of a guy Subayi: *That's* your boyfriend? He's so ugly!
Duval: I think Victor fell asleep for a second. Victor: No -- I was just closing my eyes. Lodal: He's just distracting us from the fact that he's playing something on his phone! //Victor moves jacket to reveal unused phone on desk Lodal: He tries to show that he's not doing it -- he probably has a second phone that he's hiding.
Student has phone out in class Subayi: Put your phone away! Student: Can I go to the bathroom? Subayi: Yes, just don't bring your phone. Student: Can I go to the counselor's office then? Subayi: No. Why are you spending so much time on your phone, anyway? Are you texting some sweetheart? It's not worth it to date kids in high school, you'll probably break up anyway. I was dumped a thousand times by the time I was 15! He probably has bad breath and doesn't shower, anyway.
Asher: I'm so glad you didn't find all the, uh, Shrek porn on my phone
pham: who here not have cellphone? //2 raised hands pham: you losers! no jk you ok
//Mr. Rose's phone starts making dog barking sounds Rose: Oh, that's... that's my ringtone for when my mom is calling.