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#10320

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March 22, 2022, 10:12 a.m.

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Subayi: In Japan, they're much more advanced technologically than us. Even with how developed we are, they have better technology. Subayi: When students go to school, their phones don't work, they have a technology that makes it that way. Subayi: And you know what, that's coming here. Student: No! Subayi: Oh yes it is! Other student (who is a senior): I'll have graduated!

Not totally sure whether that is the case in Japan or not

subayi, phone

#9962

24

Feb. 10, 2022, 5:27 p.m.

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Subayi: Why should I pay more when I've already paid so much for an expensive phone? Student 1: To make calls Student 2: Yeah, to call your girlfriend Subayi: ... do your work! Don't worry about my girlfriend!

#9616

24

Dec. 14, 2021, 9:38 a.m.

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// Student was on his phone Subayi: You need to go see a doctor. I know a doctor, do you want me to give you a name? You have a disease.

#9584

1113

Dec. 10, 2021, 10:05 a.m.

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Subayi: [Student], why are you on your phone? Do you have a girlfriend right now? You do know she's probably with somebody else now, right? You guys are so desperate...

#9551

77

Dec. 8, 2021, 10:40 a.m.

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NOTE: Continuation of #9294 //Same student asks to go to the bathroom again Subayi: Are you going to call your boyfriend again? Student: Why do you keep asking me about him? Subayi: Give me your phone. // Subayi glances on the phone, on it is a picture of a guy Subayi: *That's* your boyfriend? He's so ugly!

#9294 happened a while ago, this happened today. Also, I didn't actually see what was on the phone, that was just conjecture.

boyfriend, bathroom, subayi, phone

#9409

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Nov. 19, 2021, 3:18 p.m.

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Duval: I think Victor fell asleep for a second. Victor: No -- I was just closing my eyes. Lodal: He's just distracting us from the fact that he's playing something on his phone! //Victor moves jacket to reveal unused phone on desk Lodal: He tries to show that he's not doing it -- he probably has a second phone that he's hiding.

#9294

1010

Nov. 8, 2021, 9:40 a.m.

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Student has phone out in class Subayi: Put your phone away! Student: Can I go to the bathroom? Subayi: Yes, just don't bring your phone. Student: Can I go to the counselor's office then? Subayi: No. Why are you spending so much time on your phone, anyway? Are you texting some sweetheart? It's not worth it to date kids in high school, you'll probably break up anyway. I was dumped a thousand times by the time I was 15! He probably has bad breath and doesn't shower, anyway.

#9184

77

Sept. 22, 2021, 3:21 p.m.

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Asher: I'm so glad you didn't find all the, uh, Shrek porn on my phone

I promise there was logical context for this, he doesn't actually have any Shrek porn on his phone... as far as we know

asher, shrek, phone

#7173

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Jan. 31, 2018, 5:33 p.m.

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pham: who here not have cellphone? //2 raised hands pham: you losers! no jk you ok

#5400

1315

Feb. 21, 2015, 12:45 p.m.

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//Mr. Rose's phone starts making dog barking sounds Rose: Oh, that's... that's my ringtone for when my mom is calling.