//Talking about grades for FOT Kaluta: You would have to work very hard to get a bad grade in my class Diego: Fortunately I don't work hard, so I'm in the clear Kaluta: Oh, shut up
// Schwartz is grading papers Schwartz: Ayeayeayeayeayeaye, child what did you do?
Student (objecting to getting a zero): I did the warm-up, but my arm got tired, so I didn't finish writing the objective. Subayi: Well, my eyes got tired, so I didn't look.
Roberts: Half the class is getting As, and half the class is getting Es. Roberts: We need that to change. We need to have everyone get an A. Hui: Or have everyone get an E.
Will: My parents told me if I didn't get all As, I'd have to work in a coal mine.
Lodal: I can't believe people care about grades!
Street: Make your checks out to Mr. Street's Caribbean Vacation Fund, and then I might change your grade based on how much you give Street: That's a joke Street: Don't go telling your parents I'm trying to get bribes
Kirk: Be a nice person to ... the reader. Kirk: Because that reader has power. Kirk: It's me -- who grades. // Later Kirk: Everyone do crazy math in your head.
Street: Friday is an early release day, so we can formulate bad news for your parents about your grades.
//report cards in homeroom Student: I'm sorry, I'm not Asian... I'm C-sian.