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#10458
1212
⚐ ReportSubayi: I hope you all are joking when you say you want to be a teacher. You're gonna be poor forever. Subayi: If you want a bank account balance of zero, that's fine. Subayi: The bank calls me, and asks "do you want your balance, sir?" And I say "no! I don't want to start crying!"
#9410
1212
⚐ ReportLodal: Money? I don't have any money for you. I have to waste it on other things.
#9060
59
⚐ ReportStudent: I have bankrupted almost the entire nation of Barbados. Student: ... Yay.
#9045
-19
⚐ ReportStreet: I can just hand out abuse to [Student] and get paid more for it. //later Street: If we demean and squash the souls of the children, we get 5% more money.
#8958
2020
⚐ ReportKirk: You can do something with $9. You can go to the candy store. Kirk: Buy, like, one candy bar. Because candy stores are expensive.
#4577
02
⚐ ReportDuring Graphics, opening up safari, group of students find out that iPhone 5C is out. Brian Ko: Awwh. I love that color scheme! I want one now. Fowler: What do you have now? Brian Ko: Galaxy S3. Fowler: That's pretty up to date. Highschool kids are so spoiled now. Brian Ko: But it's pretty. Fowler: Just get sugar mommy to cough up some dough and get one!
#4270
1113
⚐ Report//Class listens to song, John is dancing Moose: Hey John, what did you do with all of that money? John: What money? Moose: All the money that your parents spent on your dancing lessons!
#2433
810
⚐ Report//Hammond walks into pd 1 Analysis 1b Hammond: I've got your money. Stein: Did you get the package? Hammond: Wha-...oh...crap. You know that's blairbash material right there. Stein: Then...what's the money for?