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#11491

1717

Feb. 1, 2023, 2:28 p.m.

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Anderson: Let's say Mr. Anderson wants to buy Grandma a car, because of course I can do that with my overflowing teacher-salary. //later Anderson: What is the warrant? Why does it matter that the car is cheap? Nicole, quietly: She won't need it for long.

#11461

66

Jan. 24, 2023, 5:20 p.m.

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//about to spin coins For Science Kaluta: We're going to use nickels, because I can't afford quarters.

#10458

1818

April 21, 2022, 4:14 p.m.

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Subayi: I hope you all are joking when you say you want to be a teacher. You're gonna be poor forever. Subayi: If you want a bank account balance of zero, that's fine. Subayi: The bank calls me, and asks "do you want your balance, sir?" And I say "no! I don't want to start crying!"

he often remarks about the expensive phones students take for granted that he could never afford

money, subayi, poor

#9410

1313

Nov. 19, 2021, 3:19 p.m.

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Lodal: Money? I don't have any money for you. I have to waste it on other things.

#9060

59

March 17, 2021, 2:14 p.m.

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Student: I have bankrupted almost the entire nation of Barbados. Student: ... Yay.

#9045

-19

March 5, 2021, 3 p.m.

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Street: I can just hand out abuse to [Student] and get paid more for it. //later Street: If we demean and squash the souls of the children, we get 5% more money.

#8958

2020

Feb. 1, 2021, 11:45 a.m.

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Kirk: You can do something with $9. You can go to the candy store. Kirk: Buy, like, one candy bar. Because candy stores are expensive.

#4577

02

Sept. 13, 2013, 12:43 p.m.

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During Graphics, opening up safari, group of students find out that iPhone 5C is out. Brian Ko: Awwh. I love that color scheme! I want one now. Fowler: What do you have now? Brian Ko: Galaxy S3. Fowler: That's pretty up to date. Highschool kids are so spoiled now. Brian Ko: But it's pretty. Fowler: Just get sugar mommy to cough up some dough and get one!

#4270

1113

Oct. 22, 2012, 7:23 p.m.

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//Class listens to song, John is dancing Moose: Hey John, what did you do with all of that money? John: What money? Moose: All the money that your parents spent on your dancing lessons!

#2433

810

Oct. 28, 2010, 9:11 p.m.

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//Hammond walks into pd 1 Analysis 1b Hammond: I've got your money. Stein: Did you get the package? Hammond: Wha-...oh...crap. You know that's blairbash material right there. Stein: Then...what's the money for?