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#11818

1616

May 8, 2023, 9:44 p.m.

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Seat: I asked my students what caused a huge population boom in Europe... Seat: And they all said "sex"!

#11792

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April 26, 2023, 2:49 p.m.

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Seat: He has a British accent, so he's trustworthy.

#11771

79

April 19, 2023, 3:10 p.m.

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// The window is open, we can hear people from outside Seat: Hang on, gimme a second. *Seat closes the window* Seat: Stop having fun!

#11765

410

April 18, 2023, 2:39 p.m.

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Seat: I'm working on it. I'll get it done. I promise. Seat: *grimaces* Seat: My brain is melting after grading so many LEQs.

#11758

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April 18, 2023, 9:34 a.m.

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//Talking about the cherry blossom festival Mr. Seat: Do you guys know about cosplay, like when people dress up as anime characters? Diego: Did you cosplay? Mr. Seat: Yes, of course

#11744

1515

April 12, 2023, 2:57 p.m.

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// Talking about touring Vietnam Seat: I used my capitalist money to pay a Vietnamese man to shoot an American rifle that was used in Vietnam to kill communists.

#11656

1111

March 8, 2023, 11:41 p.m.

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Mr. Seat: The judge said to us, “I don’t decide the truth, they don’t decide the truth, you [as part of the jury] decide the truth.” and I was like, “I have so much power” Mr Seat, in an evil voice: “I like it!”

#11634

1111

March 3, 2023, 12:38 p.m.

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Mr. Seat: This causes the czar to abdicate. He’s like “Peace, I’m out.”

#11617

77

Feb. 28, 2023, 3:07 p.m.

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Seat: What's going on France? How much do you hate Germany?

#11582

77

Feb. 16, 2023, 2:49 p.m.

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Seat: *Typing in "B-i-s-m" as the password for the world quiz* Victor: Bismillah!