Victor: Nathan you drive? Nathan Gehl: Yeah… Victor: Well you should crash!
Victor, to Stein: Aren't you retiring soon? // entire class explodes Victor, trying to cover his ass: Well, wait, I meant you're old, so you would want to retire soon Stein: he's just digging a hole for himself. just digging. Carlos: Mr. Stein, I think you're looking dashing for your age.
Stein: I was in a plane crash in 1988. Carlos: How did that go? Stein: It didn't go well, it was a plane crash Victor: Did you survive?
// Smolen wants us to dance while performing Victor: I don’t consent to that! Smolen: Well, I’m making you!
Victor: That's a D! That's my D!
Stein(out of nowhere): It's like pornography. *Class goes silent* Stein: Do you know that supreme court case? I thought you guys studied it in NSL. Andy and Victor(simultaneously): Not that case... Stein: The Supreme Court basically said that they can't define pornography, but they know it when they see it.
// Discussing the tempest Tinsley: So Ariel was groaning for 12 years. That’s a lot of torment. Andy: 12 years of torment? Sounds like education. Victor: But it’s not just limited to 12 years.
// Stein, talking about how he grew a beard over the pandemic Victor: Did you preserve your beard, or did you donate it? Stein: What?
Victor: if im in a desert island, i would bring food, water, and gay rights
Stein: Is Ace's answer correct? Class: Yes. Stein: Then why did I erase it? Victor: Because of Jerry Song!