// Calculator shortage during stat test Stein(to Jerry Song): Steven, pass your calculator to [student] Jerry: Sure. But my name's not Steven. Steven is over there. Stein: Sam, can you pass Carlos your calculator? Samuel Du: I did it by hand. // Later Stein: Make sure to tear off your chaAaAart before turning it in. Stein: Put it on the fridge. Stein: I love you grandma, here's your chaAaAart! // Later Stein: What's Dance Moms? Diego: It's Mr. Kyei's favorite show.
Diego: I wish you could keep losing teeth your whole life. Pulling out teeth is so much fun!
//Talking about grades for FOT Kaluta: You would have to work very hard to get a bad grade in my class Diego: Fortunately I don't work hard, so I'm in the clear Kaluta: Oh, shut up
Diego: I shower and sleep with my clothes on.
// Playing Pictionary, Chris is drawing Alma: Reproduction! Andy: Sexual or asexual? Diego: Both simultaneously!
//Beginning of Rao Pd.9 Diego: I hate odd days because I have to go to english
Diego: Putin is holding a magnifying glass and a ruler and he is not clothed. Diego: What else do I need to say?
Diego: Wait are you Karen or are you Jackie?
// P9 Rao Jackie: Is there gonna be a test today? Rao: No...that was a joke by Diego. *Entire class starts clapping*
Diego: I still can't tell what race I am.