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#13200
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⚐ Report// Pd. 9 Neuro Armand (To Diego): Your parents are cousins! Diego: Well your dad is also your uncle Ms. Woodward: This is a science class so if you are going to joke like that, you better be able to explain your joke Diego: What I was trying to say was that Armand's parents are siblings // Ms. Woodward thinks about it Ms. Woodward: Yeah I suppose that works
#12901
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⚐ ReportKatz: If you want to change it, submit a pull request. Do some coding. Edit lines 203 to 214 of blairbash/qdb/views.py. Diego: It's like telling a 30-year-old woman that she looks good for her age. You can't tell me to code.
#12888
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⚐ Report// Talking about Stephen Decatur Stein: He died in a duel. Diego: Hell yeah! That's the best part of America.
#12867
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⚐ Report//chaotic diego anthology, january 12 *talking as he types up a hypothetical* "David [Katz] makes me angry with big words I don't understand, so I punch myself in the crotch." "I love it when I get to read free scientific articles." "If I can't get the whole article for free, I'll just read the abstract, and tell people I read the article -- but I'll read the whole article later, if I ever get the opportunity." "I remember when I was a kid and discovered that the electric fly-swatter doesn't actually hurt that much. I had so much fun with that." "Oh, the article starts with a quote from Paradise Lost. This is how you know it's a really good article." "[Katz's] laugh is like an electric shock from the fly-swatter." "I think [Losekamp would] look really good with a long wizard-beard."
#12695
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⚐ ReportLosekamp: Do you have to make sacrifices to raise a child? Student: You lose sleep Losekamp: You lose sleep? Oh no! I like sleep. I must not have thought this [his wife's pregnancy] thru very well. //later Losekamp: I'm not going to be around to teach you guys later in the year. ... Yeah, it's just because I want to avoid you guys. Diego: You saw me on the first day and decided "oh, I need to avoid this guy, I need to have a child." //later Losekamp: [paraphrased] When I married my wife, she might not have wanted kids, so while I wanted kids, I knew I might have to accept another option ... Diego: Cheating on her? Losekamp: I'm not gonna cheat on my wife.
#12679
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⚐ ReportLosekamp: My nephew fought tooth-and-nail to not get a haircut. They could never cut his head -- I mean, cut his hair-- Diego: --because he knew they would cut his head.
#12531
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⚐ Report// Student is presenting on Alabama; Stein starts mumbling Sweet Home Alabama Diego: I didn't take you for a Lynyrd Skynyrd fan, Mr. Stein Stein: I'm not a Lynyrd Skynyrd fan