In Mr. Seat's class, students are supposed to pretend to be members of different social classes during the French Revolution. Alex J is assigned clergy.
Alex (reading from his computer): Car Dieu a tant aimé le monde qu'il a donné son Fils unique, afin que quiconque croit en lui ne périsse point, mais qu'il ait la vie éternelle.
Cheering from the class
Mr Seat: What does that mean?
Alex: For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only son that whoever believes in him shall have eternal life.
Some cheering from the class
Mr Seat: Okay... but what do you think about the taxation?
//AP World, on tangent about coronavirus
Seat: When I went to China many years ago, I got a first class seat on the plane. On the flight, someone in the back got a fever and they quarantined the back.
Seat: When the plane landed, they let off only the front, and I was like "first class, suckas!"
Seat: I don't know what happened to the rest of the plane.