//AP World, on tangent about coronavirus Seat: When I went to China many years ago, I got a first class seat on the plane. On the flight, someone in the back got a fever and they quarantined the back. Seat: When the plane landed, they let off only the front, and I was like "first class, suckas!" Seat: I don't know what happened to the rest of the plane.
//AP World Tad (out of nowhere): Why is this site about vaping and how to make a vape not blocked by school WiFi? Seat: Why are you even on that site to begin with? Tad: I searched up "Steam Engine."
Student: Mr. Seat, do you know any good sushi places? Seat: Yeah, there's this great one in Tokyo.
//AP World 9th Period Seat: I'm happy to tell you guys that these unit test multiple choice scores were much better than the last ones. Seat: The class average was an 85% *Thunderous applause from class*
//AP World 9th Period Tad: I can take different viewpoints even if I don't believe them, that's called being a republican in Silver Spring!