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⚐ ReportMr. Swaney: It's talk like a pirate day! Becky: It's play with fire day? Mr. Swaney: Thats every day at Blair.
#3911
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⚐ Report//Student comes in during Pd. 6 NSL Student: Mr. Swaney, I have the stuff. Swaney: Don't talk about drugs in school!
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⚐ ReportIntercom: Mr. Swaney? Mr. Swaney: Yes? Intercom: Can you send Sara Shonkwiler down to the main office for just a few minutes? Mr. Swaney: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Intercom: Thank you. // Sara leaves.
#3858
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⚐ ReportSwaney Predictions: -Next Generation: Libertarians -Michelle Obama will be used to energize young voters -The EU will become more like the US government (federalize) -Republicans will get super-delegates -Cain will drop out <this has happened> -Ron Paul will win Iowa: temporary small boost -No nomination for Gingrinch -Lukewarm Romney nomination -Obama wins, unless economy worsens significantly -Nigeria will continue to democratize -Citizens United v. FEC : overturned within 10 years Swaney Predictions as of December 16, 2011
#3790
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⚐ Report//Going over a chapter in AP NSL Swaney: So, conservatives tend to support war, and liberals tend to support fascism... Class: Umm, do you mean pacifism?
#3757
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⚐ ReportSwaney: So here is the money from all these countries in a bowl. Pass it around. (pauses) Don't be "ghetto". (rolls eyes) None of these bills are worth anything anyways. Actually, the most one bill is worth is, like, 20 bucks. I couldn't spend all my money, because I had to leave the country. Student: Is that from the time they chased you down with a helicopter and led you away with machine guns?
#3683
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⚐ Report//Going over a quiz PA: Hello, is Jerry Chen in class? Swaney: Yup. He got a 100% on the quiz! PA: Yay!
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⚐ Report//Trying to get the class settled down Swaney: Asian girl corner, shh... Student: And John. Swaney: Well, John's enough like an Asian girl...
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⚐ Report//Talking about when he saw all the dead/embalmed revolutionary leaders Swaney: I'm surprised the US hasn't done it. Especially for Reagan. They might as well have; they named everything after him.