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Nov. 22, 2022, 7:49 a.m.

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Jerry Song: What are we gonna do in class today? Andy: Absolutely nothing! Jerry: Good! Like true AP world scholars!



Nov. 17, 2022, 1:45 p.m.

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// Exploravision Sean: Jerry is blaming his lack of productivity on Andy(Andy is sleeping). Sean: Andy is blaming his lack of productivity on me. Jerry Song: Do it Sean, complete the cycle!



Nov. 17, 2022, 1:21 p.m.

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Jerry Song: Being a vampire is the fastest way to get STDs possible.



Nov. 16, 2022, 10:31 a.m.

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Andy: Mr. Stein, I remember Kirk saying something about how you are always adequate. Stein: I am always adequate. Jerry Song: Hi always adequate.



Nov. 15, 2022, 1:43 p.m.

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Linda: Water is free but you need to pay $1. Linda: This is gaslighting. Jerry Song: Beer for the price of two beers, buy one get the other free!



Nov. 15, 2022, 8:25 a.m.

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// Playing quizlet live Burnell: You may take one piece(of candy) Jerry Song: The One Piece.



Nov. 15, 2022, 8:09 a.m.

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Jerry: Andy, what's chattel slavery? Andy: Chattel slavery is just "hippity hoppity you're now my property" Jerry: Ok, what are the Columbian exchange impacts on the western hemisphere? Andy: STDs.



Nov. 14, 2022, 9:49 a.m.

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Stein: My kids would bug me by eating all of the cereal. Stein: One of my kids, for the purpose of this story, let's call him Michael. Stein: And Michael would just eat the entire box of cereal. Stein: He also would put the box of cereal back, so I thought I could have cereal but there was no cereal. Jerry Song: No cereal? (in no bitches voice)



Nov. 11, 2022, 9:19 a.m.

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Jerry Song: In an alternate universe, I would go to RM. Ace: It’s not too late Jerry. Jerry: I refuse to do the dark arts.



Nov. 10, 2022, 1:33 p.m.

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// Exploravision Sean: Have you started doing notes yet? Andy: In terms of notes, I have no notes. Jerry Song: What are notes?