#12174

22

Sept. 21, 2023, 8:02 a.m.

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Andy: I'm fighting for my fucking life. Jerry Song: You're losing your virginity?

#12168

22

Sept. 20, 2023, 2:40 p.m.

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Jerry Song: LSD: see the rainbow. Jerry: Magic mushrooms: hear the rainbow. Jerry: Crack cocaine, snort the rainbow.

#12165

33

Sept. 20, 2023, 10:11 a.m.

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Stein: Who did New York? *Everyone points to Jerry Jing, who is out cold asleep* Stein: Jerry, wake up. Jerry(instantly bolts awake): Hey what's up?

#12152

33

Sept. 19, 2023, 12:08 p.m.

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// Hannah hi-fives Andy after solving a pchem problem Hannah: Owww!! Andy: Your hand is just weak. Hannah: No, your hand hurt me. Jerry Song: It also hurts when Andy slaps me. Jerry: I mean hi-fives me.

#12129

66

Sept. 15, 2023, 9:13 a.m.

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Jacobs: What do you think of when you I say Apollo? Michael Wang: The moon landing? Gus: It was fake! Jerry Song: God, I would like to report a glitch.

#12127

26

Sept. 15, 2023, 8:45 a.m.

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Jacobs: All of the male characters in of Mice and Men have names. Jacobs: For instance, George means to watch over. Jerry Song: Can I George you?

#12120

24

Sept. 14, 2023, 12:12 p.m.

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Jerry Song: Southerners when they realize that Batman is also called the Dark Knight.

#12106

66

Sept. 12, 2023, 2:54 p.m.

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// Bosse SRP is going to Delaney's room Jerry Song: Oh hey it's Delaney, let's follow him. *Delaney walks into the bathroom* Jerry: Nevermind then.

#12099

44

Sept. 12, 2023, 7:49 a.m.

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// Ace and Jerry Song are solving a mathphys integral Stein(to Ace and Jerry): Stop doing math. Stein: What are you even trying to do? Jerry: Statistics! Finding the arc length of the normal distribution!

#12091

55

Sept. 11, 2023, 9:13 a.m.

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Jerry Song: Would you like to see a sample of my handwriting? Jacobs: I have, god save us all.