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April 29, 2024, 12:58 p.m.

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Jerry Song: Nobel Peace Prize? More like no balls pp.



April 24, 2024, 2:20 p.m.

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Jerry Song: How do people use a straw? Jerry: No seriously. // Jerry proceeds to mime sucking from a straw

you use your cheeks




April 15, 2024, 12:30 p.m.

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Leo: Jason, can I put your sex cell quote on Blairbash Jason Yao: No Leo: Why not? Peter: say gex Ziyad: but flareon is better Ziyad: I tried it trust Eric Shi: *shows an image of a certain dictator wearing sunglasses* Gugan: no way ziyad's favorite munting buddy!!!! Jeffery: If you say "guillotine" (with hard L) you're gonna be killed by the french teacher Leo: With a guillotine? (pronounced with hard L) Jerry Lu: (enters with math packet for Wallops) Will Roe: Yo can I see Schwartz: NO! He has sworn to secrecy! Jerry: I want to be guillotined! (still pronounced with hard L) Eric Shi: Oh oh oh no (running away) Eric Shi: Guys I think a bee entered the room Jerry: Point and laugh at the bee! Will Roe: (points and laughs) Eric Shi: I'm not doing that (hides in corner) Jerry: Oh wait that actually looks more like a wasp than a bee. I don't want that smoke Eric: (runs out of room)



April 13, 2024, 11:20 a.m.

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Jerry Song: Phallic potato? More like dick tater.



April 8, 2024, 7:43 p.m.

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Jerry Song: it's a salt bridge of course it's juicy



April 8, 2024, 1:26 p.m.

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Jerry Song: Inside of you there are two seniors. Jerry(pointing to Ace): The voice of reason... Jerry: And Andy Ying!



March 11, 2024, 5:51 p.m.

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Jerry Song: Trans people Jerry: She-balls



March 10, 2024, 6:59 p.m.

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//Scrambler car crashes into the wall during testing Andy: C'mon Jerry, that wasn't supposed to be Princess Diana!



March 6, 2024, 2:20 p.m.

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Jerry Song: Did you know that if Stalin and Hitler kissed, their mustaches wouldn't touch?



March 4, 2024, 11:36 a.m.

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Jerry Song: wanna see a massive failure Jerry: Look in the mirror