Jerry Song: Everyone here has done something illegal.
Jerry Song: Did you know that your feet are basically edge detectors?
Duval: I don’t want to understand the inner workings of Jerry Song’s mind.
Jerry Song: I didn’t realize pi was equal to 3!
Jerry Jing: What am I watching? Duval: Exactly what you think you're watching: A bunch of dolphins getting high on pufferfish.
Johnny: The birds and bees. Jerry Song: Everyone knows bees eat birds.
Andy: It looks like rubber! Jerry Song: It is rubber. Jerry Song: I’m still eating it because it’s organic matter.
Sean: What flag has the colors, red, white, and black? Jerry Song: Germany.
Jerry Song: Now I am slapping tape on and praying that it works. Jerry: This is true engineering.
Jerry Song: Wait there are shirts at Costco? Jerry: I’ve never seen shirts before.