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#13301

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April 15, 2024, 12:30 p.m.

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Leo: Jason, can I put your sex cell quote on Blairbash Jason Yao: No Leo: Why not? Peter: say gex Ziyad: but flareon is better Ziyad: I tried it trust Eric Shi: *shows an image of a certain dictator wearing sunglasses* Gugan: no way ziyad's favorite munting buddy!!!! Jeffery: If you say "guillotine" (with hard L) you're gonna be killed by the french teacher Leo: With a guillotine? (pronounced with hard L) Jerry Lu: (enters with math packet for Wallops) Will Roe: Yo can I see Schwartz: NO! He has sworn to secrecy! Jerry: I want to be guillotined! (still pronounced with hard L) Eric Shi: Oh oh oh no (running away) Eric Shi: Guys I think a bee entered the room Jerry: Point and laugh at the bee! Will Roe: (points and laughs) Eric Shi: I'm not doing that (hides in corner) Jerry: Oh wait that actually looks more like a wasp than a bee. I don't want that smoke Eric: (runs out of room)

#13291

44

April 13, 2024, 11:20 a.m.

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Jerry Song: Phallic potato? More like dick tater.

#13276

22

April 8, 2024, 7:43 p.m.

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Jerry Song: it's a salt bridge of course it's juicy

#13273

55

April 8, 2024, 1:26 p.m.

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Jerry Song: Inside of you there are two seniors. Jerry(pointing to Ace): The voice of reason... Jerry: And Andy Ying!

#13180

26

March 11, 2024, 5:51 p.m.

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Jerry Song: Trans people Jerry: She-balls

#13169

79

March 10, 2024, 6:59 p.m.

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//Scrambler car crashes into the wall during testing Andy: C'mon Jerry, that wasn't supposed to be Princess Diana!

#13160

44

March 6, 2024, 2:20 p.m.

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Jerry Song: Did you know that if Stalin and Hitler kissed, their mustaches wouldn't touch?

#13146

11

March 4, 2024, 11:36 a.m.

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Jerry Song: wanna see a massive failure Jerry: Look in the mirror

#13122

44

Feb. 23, 2024, 11:29 a.m.

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Schafer: What is MOD? Jerry Song: O'Donovan! It's her initials. Jerry: Because O'Donovan is 4 syllables and MOD is one syllable. Schafer: Now you're just wasting my time.

#13088

13

Feb. 16, 2024, 1:20 p.m.

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Student: Do you have bandaids? Hart: You all can get a cut simultaneously because I have 1000 bandaids in here! Jerry Song: We can all get a fade.