Katie: You know what book made me feel many emotions? John: The encyclopedia?
Mr. Pham: Hi, John! How’s life treating you? John: I’m doing well! I’m in the fall play again Mr. Pham: Am I supposed to care?
John: *says hi to a guy by nodding* The Guy: You’re the first latino I have ever seen saying hi like that! John: I’m Filipino
John: Alem, why are you snorting smarties? Alem: John, stfu you didn’t get to watch the Sonic movie.
John: Can I stay for 9th period? I don’t have one. Dr. Howard: Was that why you were staring at my classroom like a creep yesterday?
*In mathphys* John: I wish it was "Inside Out" but with my head Dhruv: You mean the horror movie?
* In math phys study hall* Dhruv, John, and Albert arguing about how the coefficient of resitution of a helical string ... Booyya: I respect what you guys have, but I'm not getting involved in this argument because it sounds SO boring.
John: "Claudius and Hamlet" Jason: "That's kinda romantic"
John Kim: Your cancer cells die if you cook the cancer cells! So let’s eat ‘em!! Extra protein!! Extra nutrients!!!
//A student brings an Amazon package into class and hands it to Mr. Rose. Class laughs. John: Did you order something on Amazon and get it ordered to the school? Rose: Yeah, cause I kind of live in the hood, and they, uh, they won't deliver it to my doorstop.