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Sept. 10, 2019, 11:43 a.m.

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John Kim: Your cancer cells die if you cook the cancer cells! So let’s eat ‘em!! Extra protein!! Extra nutrients!!!



Jan. 29, 2015, 6:46 p.m.

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//A student brings an Amazon package into class and hands it to Mr. Rose. Class laughs. John: Did you order something on Amazon and get it ordered to the school? Rose: Yeah, cause I kind of live in the hood, and they, uh, they won't deliver it to my doorstop.



Oct. 3, 2013, 5:04 p.m.

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//Student presentation on UAE's economy (based on natural gas, oil, and tourism) John: Your mom is responsible for 90% of the world's natural gas. Sankar: Your mom is responsible for 90% of the tourism.



Sept. 7, 2013, 3:28 p.m.

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John: Jared, I don't like you because when God made you, he overcooked you.



Dec. 16, 2012, 7:25 p.m.

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Cullen: John why are you so dressed up today? Are you going to court? John: No, basketball //A minute later Max: He actually is going to court



Dec. 9, 2012, 9:14 p.m.

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//Discussing fanny packs John: It's my magnet toolbelt! Sankar: Magnet toolbelt, not magnet tool belt. There's a big difference.



Nov. 14, 2012, 7:25 p.m.

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//AP World, class is watching a video about the rise of Islam //Video shows a row of fountains John: Wait, how did they power those fountains? Sankar: Lines of little men, under the ground.



Oct. 22, 2012, 7:23 p.m.

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//Class listens to song, John is dancing Moose: Hey John, what did you do with all of that money? John: What money? Moose: All the money that your parents spent on your dancing lessons!



Sept. 2, 2012, 8:05 p.m.

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//John explains something to Martina Martina: John, why are your explanations so condescending? Barg: Because he's talking to you.



May 17, 2012, 6:50 p.m.

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//Talking about how annoying they are Issac Jiffar: Is me plus Raanan as bad as John Anderson? Giles: You plus Raanan to the Patrick Shan power is not as bad as John Anderson.