John Kim: Your cancer cells die if you cook the cancer cells! So let’s eat ‘em!! Extra protein!! Extra nutrients!!!
//A student brings an Amazon package into class and hands it to Mr. Rose. Class laughs. John: Did you order something on Amazon and get it ordered to the school? Rose: Yeah, cause I kind of live in the hood, and they, uh, they won't deliver it to my doorstop.
//Student presentation on UAE's economy (based on natural gas, oil, and tourism) John: Your mom is responsible for 90% of the world's natural gas. Sankar: Your mom is responsible for 90% of the tourism.
John: Jared, I don't like you because when God made you, he overcooked you.
Cullen: John why are you so dressed up today? Are you going to court? John: No, basketball //A minute later Max: He actually is going to court
//Discussing fanny packs John: It's my magnet toolbelt! Sankar: Magnet toolbelt, not magnet tool belt. There's a big difference.
//AP World, class is watching a video about the rise of Islam //Video shows a row of fountains John: Wait, how did they power those fountains? Sankar: Lines of little men, under the ground.
//Class listens to song, John is dancing Moose: Hey John, what did you do with all of that money? John: What money? Moose: All the money that your parents spent on your dancing lessons!
//John explains something to Martina Martina: John, why are your explanations so condescending? Barg: Because he's talking to you.
//Talking about how annoying they are Issac Jiffar: Is me plus Raanan as bad as John Anderson? Giles: You plus Raanan to the Patrick Shan power is not as bad as John Anderson.