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Feb. 10, 2021, 11:33 a.m.

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// about caffeine Street: It's an essential vitamin. Vitamin C. Street: Kinda like how Ibuprofen is vitamin I.



Nov. 10, 2020, 10:27 a.m.

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Student: [Shakes around wildly] Street: I think I should get you some better drugs. Student: I think I could report you for saying that ... Street: I mean *prescription medicines*! Not illegal drugs!



Nov. 6, 2020, 11:23 a.m.

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Street: I was looking at Synergy again and Synergy's on drugs. Street: I mean, I was looking at it, and it was as if someone was up there in Rockville feeding Quaaludes into the computer.



June 13, 2017, 12:23 p.m.

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Carl: Just cuz I eat poppy bagels half the week doesn't mean I'm- Carl: Oh wait



Feb. 3, 2017, 4:14 p.m.

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Jacob Stavrianos: I was pretty darn high in fifth grade.

And you aren't now? This happened when I asked him how high he was in fifth grade instead of how tall

high, drugs, stav, jacob



Sept. 4, 2012, 6:38 p.m.

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Hinkle: Back in the day, Coke introduced what they called "New Coke". I hated it so much, you know that? Student: Why, because there was no cocaine in it?



June 4, 2012, 10:23 p.m.

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//Grossman is talking about the crack epidemic in the 80s Grossman: Before, people used a lot of powder cocaine, which was really expensive. But in the 80s, they started using crack cocaine which you make by mixing cocaine and baking soda and... I don't remember it's been a while since I made it



April 26, 2012, 4:47 p.m.

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//Manesha's sleeping in world Moose: Are you on drugs? Manesha: No... Moose: Then why were you sleeping? Manesha: I was ...tired? Moose: Are you sure? You're eyes are red



March 11, 2012, 11:05 p.m.

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//While watching Leave it to Beaver Mr. Grossman: Then it was like "Oh! Beaver is being mischievous, he's skipping dance class!" Now its more like "Oh! Beaver is being mischievous, he's doing crystal methamphetamines!"



Jan. 25, 2012, 5:38 p.m.

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//Student comes in during Pd. 6 NSL Student: Mr. Swaney, I have the stuff. Swaney: Don't talk about drugs in school!