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#10629

1111

May 28, 2022, 9:03 p.m.

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Leela’s dad: I have $1000 in cash, I feel like a drug dealer. Leela: My dad’s a drug dealer? Jacen: How else are you gonna pay for college?

#9590

1111

Dec. 10, 2021, 2:20 p.m.

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Schwartz: That file cabinet, I inherited from the health department, so it has labels for units of Health class. Schwartz: So I store my Analysis 2 materials in the Alcohol, Drugs, and Tobacco section.

#9579

1919

Dec. 10, 2021, 9:17 a.m.

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Schwartz: You guys, focus on nutrition and fitness! Schwartz: Everyone knows alcohol, tobacco, and drugs is for analysis 2!

#9511

1919

Dec. 3, 2021, 2:21 p.m.

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Schafer: We're in 9th grade. Milo, what don't we do any more? Milo: Drugs

#8993

1313

Feb. 10, 2021, 11:33 a.m.

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// about caffeine Street: It's an essential vitamin. Vitamin C. Street: Kinda like how Ibuprofen is vitamin I.

#8720

79

Nov. 10, 2020, 10:27 a.m.

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Student: [Shakes around wildly] Street: I think I should get you some better drugs. Student: I think I could report you for saying that ... Street: I mean *prescription medicines*! Not illegal drugs!

#8717

1517

Nov. 6, 2020, 11:23 a.m.

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Street: I was looking at Synergy again and Synergy's on drugs. Street: I mean, I was looking at it, and it was as if someone was up there in Rockville feeding Quaaludes into the computer.

#6521

44

June 13, 2017, 12:23 p.m.

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Carl: Just cuz I eat poppy bagels half the week doesn't mean I'm- Carl: Oh wait

#6231

99

Feb. 3, 2017, 4:14 p.m.

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Jacob Stavrianos: I was pretty darn high in fifth grade.

And you aren't now? This happened when I asked him how high he was in fifth grade instead of how tall

high, drugs, stav, jacob

#4184

1313

Sept. 4, 2012, 6:38 p.m.

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Hinkle: Back in the day, Coke introduced what they called "New Coke". I hated it so much, you know that? Student: Why, because there was no cocaine in it?