#774

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Oct. 28, 2009, 8:32 a.m.

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Hinkle: Let me just say: when I went to Ohio State, I had to take two math courses. Ladies and gentlemen, I will be very honest with you. I'm sorry to say that I passed that class because the young lady who sat next to me had large handwriting.

#773

11

Oct. 28, 2009, 8:29 a.m.

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Hinkle: When I was poor, I wouldn't like to stand on the corner and go 'give me money'. I had to go -- I had to go out and do my own thing, y'know?

#772

33

Oct. 28, 2009, 8:17 a.m.

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//a student in the front of the room is using nail polish remover Hinkle: I'm sorry, but I have to ask you to put that away. You see, that has a little thing called acetone in it. Me and acetone, huh-uh. I did a lot of work on boats when I was a kid -- lots of fiberglass work. Lots of acetone. And lemme tell ya -- breathing that stuff every day, it messes you up. I would be all woozy and I couldn't walk straight after I got off from work. Later, OSHA came along and said 'no no no, you need a respirator and ventilation and fifteen minute exposure limits', but we didn't do things that way when I was a kid.

#771

44

Oct. 28, 2009, 8:13 a.m.

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//a student asks a question about silly school procedures Hinkle: Have you ever heard of something called "politicians"?

#767

33

Oct. 28, 2009, 7:58 a.m.

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//Starting class (at 7:40, of course) Hinkle: Uhh, okay! Uh, gentlemen and ladies and everyone who's conscious today... and also Johnny here...

#765

44

Oct. 28, 2009, 7:55 a.m.

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Hinkle: By the way ladies and gentlemen, I'm sorry to say, when I was growing up, this theory was what we learned... and then a guy came around and proved that this theory was completely and absolutely wrong.

#753

55

Oct. 26, 2009, 7:38 a.m.

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//Hinkle walks into lab 318 Hinkle: Where's Shirley? Jacob: I don't see him, but I can tell him you were looking for him when he comes. Wait... I don't see his backpack, so I don't think he's in the building... oh, isn't today the day he's at MIT? I can tell him you were looking for him when he comes back in two days. Hinkle: I'm gonna shoot him when he gets back!

#572

11

Sept. 25, 2009, 4:23 p.m.

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Hinkle: Here's some stuff about numbers and different stuff like that.

#571

44

Sept. 25, 2009, 4:22 p.m.

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Hinkle: In Texas, if you shoot someone on your porch, you gotta drag 'em into your house to make it legal. I read a case. Porch doesn't work, house works in Texas. Gotta wait 'till they cross the threshold.

#570

02

Sept. 25, 2009, 4:21 p.m.

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Hinkle: I don't like my parents! I'm not movin' back with my parents! I'm outta here!