//Walking in the hallway Prashan: WHOA THAT KID LOOKS JUST LIKE SHIRLEY! Myles: Yeah...that's his little brother...
//at National Science Bowl, Pham walks in on Shirley and Briese donning gangsta attire Pham: ...you guy very far from become cool.
//practicing for science bowl Briese: Astronomy, short answer. What is the name for the galaxy cluster that is the biggest known object in the universe? Shirley (after buzzing): Milky Way? Briese: Incorrect. Sam (after buzzing): Yo momma!
//At science bowl nats 2011: //Viju and Breezy are trying to figure out shirley's computer password... Viju: Well, we should try all the things he likes... Maureen... and caffeine... his two greatest loves. Then we have to try to combine them... morphine?
//while working on a competition problem involving the Colorado River Lev: Wait, can we call the Hoover Dam? //later, when still unable to reconcile theoretical power output with actual power output (he calculated 120% efficiency) Lev: I think it's because the dam isn't running at full efficiency all day. Like, it doesn't run 24/7. At night and stuff, they turn it down-- Shirley: But that would make your calculations worse! Lev: No, it would make the left side bigger...oh wait, it would. Shirley: 200% efficiency! Lev: Maybe it operates more than 24/7.
Shirley (mimicking teacher): You can write a program that draws a picture of a flower, and you can label the stamen, and the stigmata...
Pham: Who else want to see me or see Lori? By the way, Lori better looking than me. She cuter. And remember, Shirley good-looking guy too.
//Comparative Government review activity on Mexico Question: Name four challenges for Mexico in the future. Mr. Swaney (counting off): Drugs, drugs, drugs, and... Claire H: Corruption? Swaney: Corruption... because of drugs. What were the others? Shirley: Electoral disillusionment? Swaney: Oh, yeah, I don't get why that is... Student: They're probably on drugs.
//trying to explain something to physics team Shirley: There are two things. Well, there are more than two things.
//during fire in 210s Jack P: Why are we out here? Danderson: Apparently there's a fire. Jack: Well who the hell did that? Danderson: Well let's see. First off, we were in 211, so me and Shelley aren't it. Then Schafer was considered, but he had SRPs going too, as did Pham. Jack: Could it have been Shirley? Danderson: (walks away shaking head) Student: Bet he's looking for Shirley now.