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Feb. 22, 2024, 12:24 p.m.

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Justin Rosentover: DC Urban Moms and Dads is just 4chan for parents

#12032

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Aug. 31, 2023, 4:10 p.m.

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Rose: "If you wash the dishes, I'll give you a cookie." This is what a parent might say -- I'm a parent. Rose, later: This is a good way of parenting -- bribery. Rose, later: What if he doesn't wash the dishes, but I give him a cookie anyway? This is 21st-century parenting.

#10752

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Sept. 1, 2022, 4:10 p.m.

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Schwartz: Technically, on evenings or weekends, I need parent permission [to talk to a student over Zoom] -- Schwartz: but there's no way your parents are going to say "no" to you talking to your maths teacher to get help with your maths class.

#9843

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Jan. 27, 2022, 11:35 a.m.

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Rose: I promise I won't do your parents.

#6594

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Sept. 13, 2017, 10:01 p.m.

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Rose: (introducing a premise in Logic) So, your mother loves you or your father loves you. Hopefully, they both do, but that's why you have two parents.

#6375

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April 3, 2017, 11:22 a.m.

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//AoA Paul: Have your parents talked to you about that kind of time when Student1: they throw you in a knapsack?

#3485

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Aug. 31, 2011, 4:48 p.m.

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//Talking about Summer Reading in English Class Teacher: You know that list was just some suggestions; you didn't have to choose from that list. Ashu: My dad made me read all the books on the list.

#2912

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Feb. 10, 2011, 6:03 p.m.

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Pham: I no tell you "you're great!", mom and dad tell you "you're great!" Whose parents tell them that? //Class replies with no's and yes's Pham: I take that back, some Asian parent like that.

#2452

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Oct. 29, 2010, 8 p.m.

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Whitacre: What did I want to be when I was a kid? I wanted to be a ninja and kill my parents. //He later admitted that he actually wanted to be an archeologist

#570

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Sept. 25, 2009, 4:21 p.m.

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Hinkle: I don't like my parents! I'm not movin' back with my parents! I'm outta here!