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⚐ ReportCharles: Some of y'all parents be askin' why my kid short when they're like [super short] Charles: If your parents are short, you gon' be short // McMahon walks in McMahon: Unless your dad's actually the mailman
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⚐ ReportRose: "If you wash the dishes, I'll give you a cookie." This is what a parent might say -- I'm a parent. Rose, later: This is a good way of parenting -- bribery. Rose, later: What if he doesn't wash the dishes, but I give him a cookie anyway? This is 21st-century parenting.
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⚐ ReportSchwartz: Technically, on evenings or weekends, I need parent permission [to talk to a student over Zoom] -- Schwartz: but there's no way your parents are going to say "no" to you talking to your maths teacher to get help with your maths class.
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⚐ ReportRose: (introducing a premise in Logic) So, your mother loves you or your father loves you. Hopefully, they both do, but that's why you have two parents.
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⚐ Report//AoA Paul: Have your parents talked to you about that kind of time when Student1: they throw you in a knapsack?
#3485
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⚐ Report//Talking about Summer Reading in English Class Teacher: You know that list was just some suggestions; you didn't have to choose from that list. Ashu: My dad made me read all the books on the list.
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⚐ ReportPham: I no tell you "you're great!", mom and dad tell you "you're great!" Whose parents tell them that? //Class replies with no's and yes's Pham: I take that back, some Asian parent like that.
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⚐ ReportWhitacre: What did I want to be when I was a kid? I wanted to be a ninja and kill my parents. //He later admitted that he actually wanted to be an archeologist