Kaluta: If it has to equal zero, what does it equal? Class: Kaluta: Let me say that more slowly. If it has to equal zero, what does it equal? Student: zero? Kaluta: ta-da!

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Oct. 9, 2020, 1:07 p.m.

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Kaluta: I am incredibly strong

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March 27, 2020, 8:07 p.m.

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//bracklinn on a groupchat we had a shelf fall down in our house yesterday cuz it yanked its nails out of the wall, and i was like "you know i could draw the diagram of stress on the components and try to determine the maximum weight we can put on this when we put it back up" and actually use something from kaluta's class. but then I didn't because that would be silly

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March 13, 2020, 10:13 a.m.

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//biochem Bosse: What's in the bag? Lillian: My mom told me to give this to Kaluta to thank him for giving me the opportunity to do exploravision... I thought it was a gift, but I just looked inside and it's a bunch of cleaning wipes. Bosse: You know, cleaning wipes are super valuable right now. Coronavirus is especially bad for older people, too, so Mr Kaluta probably needs them.

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Feb. 7, 2020, 3:11 p.m.

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// Looking at resistance in FOT Kaluta: Tell me you at least labeled the two resistors. Edward: Oh, we named them after their political ideologies. Kaluta: Somebody pull up Blair Bash- Do tell, what ideologies are they? Edward: This one’s liberal because all the stripes equally spread out and this one’s conservative because all the stripes are gathered at the top. Kaluta: My job gets harder everyday.

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Jan. 3, 2020, 2:23 p.m.

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Kaluta (suddenly screaming across the room and sounding suspiciously like Alex Jones): I don't have to INSIST that you CAPITALIZE the F in FALLOPIAN TUBE

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