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Feb. 22, 2021, 12:32 p.m.

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Rose: What's your favorite class? Don't worry, I won't be offended. Student: Uhh... Mr. Kaluta's class Rose: Because of the class or because Mr. Kaluta's kinda wild? Student: ...Because we don't do much



Feb. 2, 2021, 10:38 a.m.

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Kaluta: Let me tell you some legends. Kaluta: They're not true, but let me tell them to you.



Feb. 7, 2020, 3:11 p.m.

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// Looking at resistance in FOT Kaluta: Tell me you at least labeled the two resistors. Edward: Oh, we named them after their political ideologies. Kaluta: Somebody pull up Blair Bash- Do tell, what ideologies are they? Edward: This one’s liberal because all the stripes equally spread out and this one’s conservative because all the stripes are gathered at the top. Kaluta: My job gets harder everyday.



Nov. 26, 2019, 3:03 p.m.

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//pd 6 FOT Mr. Kaluta: Every old person has arthritis Arthur: I also have arthuritis Mr. Kaluta: *laughs* Blairbash! Blairbash!



Nov. 14, 2019, 1:49 p.m.

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//FOT Kaluta: So, at the end of the Chicago River there is a dam that holds Lake Michigan in. Student: So if someone blew it up... Kaluta: Ok, I'm gonna need your Social Security Number, your address and... //Later, looking at an image of the Brooklyn Bridge Kaluta: You know, someone could just take pliers and just cut that rope. Student: Is there anything YOU'RE hiding?

Kaluta is mildly obsessed with engineering failures...

fot, kaluta



Nov. 4, 2019, 12:20 p.m.

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Kaluta: Now let's be honest, some of you are gonna get internships through family friends or even nepotism! Kaluta: And hey, it's just an internship, it's not a crime, it's not the White House Kaluta: Oh did I say that out loud? ;)



Oct. 23, 2019, 12:28 p.m.

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//Pd 6 FOT Mr Kaluta, chanting: Hey Ben, don’t use a pen. Hey Ben, don’t use a pen.

You could make a cult out of this

fot, kaluta



Oct. 7, 2019, 2:30 p.m.

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//Someone taps Shalom on the head while she’s wearing a plastic construction hat Michio: That’s no way to treat a lady! Mr. Kaluta: I was gonna say that’s no way to treat a hat



Oct. 5, 2019, 12:11 p.m.

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//Pd 7 FOT B Anonymous: I have constant sex. That constant is zero.



Sept. 30, 2019, 10:45 p.m.

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Kaluta: Any of you guys like Blairbash?