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March 6, 2023, 3:14 p.m.

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Kaluta: I’m so fun they call me mushroom.

there wasn’t much context for us //mod note: fungus ~= fungi = /'fʌŋ.gaɪ/ ~= /fʌn.gaɪ/ = fun guy

fun, fot, mushroom, kaluta



Feb. 15, 2023, 3:19 p.m.

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Kaluta: people thought the third-pounder [burger] was smaller than the quarter-pounder, because “oh four is less than three!” Kaluta: this is why so many people died of covid.



Feb. 15, 2023, 9:49 a.m.

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Kaluta: Can you read what's on the meter? David: Overlord

The meter read "OL" which is supposed to be "overload"

fot, david, kaluta



Feb. 14, 2023, 2:44 p.m.

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//measuring resistance of a lightbulb Kaluta: [to Tiancheng] you’re going to hold it Tiancheng: I’m going to hold it? Kaluta: Well *I’m* not going to hold it, it’s gonna get hot!



Feb. 8, 2023, 3:15 p.m.

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Kaluta: The number one rule of the soldering iron is do not lick the soldering iron. This is actually a joke from a friend of mine, who sadly passed away— Tiancheng: Did he lick a soldering iron?

Kaluta really has something against licking the circuitry… //mod note: please learn how to spell important words used in your classes

fot, poe, kaluta, tiancheng



Feb. 8, 2023, 2:41 p.m.

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Kaluta: everyone knows that electrons are red



Feb. 1, 2023, 3:30 p.m.

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Kaluta: My friend Paul Metzler once licked a battery. Generally doing that will just tingle. But he had braces, and it went pop. He almost blacked out.

the stories of unsafe behavior continue //mod note: Metzler was abruptly shocked to find that he was abruptly shocked

fot, poe, kaluta



Jan. 31, 2023, 3:33 p.m.

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Kaluta: One year I did have a kid who [jumped out the window]. He was like that—I said “most people wouldn’t jump out the window” so he went *shwoop* Kaluta: He didn’t graduate.

To make this even better, it was a second-floor classroom. //mod note: cf 10153

fot, kaluta



Jan. 24, 2023, 5:20 p.m.

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//about to spin coins For Science Kaluta: We're going to use nickels, because I can't afford quarters.



Jan. 24, 2023, 12:11 p.m.

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//Spinning nickels until it stands its edge in FOT Raun: The probability of this happening is still higher than college acceptance rates