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#11461

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Jan. 24, 2023, 5:20 p.m.

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//about to spin coins For Science Kaluta: We're going to use nickels, because I can't afford quarters.

#11460

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Jan. 24, 2023, 12:11 p.m.

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//Spinning nickels until it stands its edge in FOT Raun: The probability of this happening is still higher than college acceptance rates

#11435

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Jan. 17, 2023, 2:48 p.m.

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// pd.9 FOT Colby: I support teaching children how to kill

He was talking about bacteria that some middle schoolers had grown and were getting ready to kill

colby, fot

#11433

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Jan. 17, 2023, 1:54 p.m.

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//Kaluta making fun of an Exploravision group while going through their names! Kaluta: Andy, A-N-D-I-E! Kaluta: Sean, S-H-A-W-N! Kaluta: Jerry, G-E-R-I!

#11431

55

Jan. 17, 2023, 1:40 p.m.

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// Half the class is asleep during FOT Kaluta: Back when I was younger, I would take a sharpie and draw an X on someone's forehead while they were sleeping.

#11403

77

Jan. 9, 2023, 2:47 p.m.

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Kaluta: Work harder! This is supposed to be a sweatshop!

#11226

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Nov. 29, 2022, 3:02 p.m.

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Kaluta: *brandishes meter stick toward Sudhish* You know we have a republican governor, so I can hit you with this. Kaluta: *slaps the table with a meter stick* Kaluta: APPLEBEES??

"I won't be mad if you're doing homework for another class, but I will get upset if you talk about Applebee's." He didn't actually hit Sudhish

fot, kaluta

#11181

55

Nov. 17, 2022, 12:33 a.m.

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//Kaluta tells stories about his recent medical issues Kaluta: Apparently I'm not dying anytime soon, so that's good news.

#11179

1414

Nov. 16, 2022, 10:39 p.m.

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Kaluta: I’ve read every quote on Blairbash. Kaluta: I even remember analog Blairbash.

#11120

1315

Nov. 9, 2022, 3:05 p.m.

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Nicole: It's like astrology but better!