//about to spin coins For Science Kaluta: We're going to use nickels, because I can't afford quarters.
//Spinning nickels until it stands its edge in FOT Raun: The probability of this happening is still higher than college acceptance rates
// pd.9 FOT Colby: I support teaching children how to kill
//Kaluta making fun of an Exploravision group while going through their names! Kaluta: Andy, A-N-D-I-E! Kaluta: Sean, S-H-A-W-N! Kaluta: Jerry, G-E-R-I!
// Half the class is asleep during FOT Kaluta: Back when I was younger, I would take a sharpie and draw an X on someone's forehead while they were sleeping.
Kaluta: Work harder! This is supposed to be a sweatshop!
Kaluta: *brandishes meter stick toward Sudhish* You know we have a republican governor, so I can hit you with this. Kaluta: *slaps the table with a meter stick* Kaluta: APPLEBEES??
//Kaluta tells stories about his recent medical issues Kaluta: Apparently I'm not dying anytime soon, so that's good news.
Kaluta: I’ve read every quote on Blairbash. Kaluta: I even remember analog Blairbash.
Nicole: It's like astrology but better!