Rose: What's your favorite class? Don't worry, I won't be offended. Student: Uhh... Mr. Kaluta's class Rose: Because of the class or because Mr. Kaluta's kinda wild? Student: ...Because we don't do much
Kaluta: Let me tell you some legends. Kaluta: They're not true, but let me tell them to you.
// Looking at resistance in FOT Kaluta: Tell me you at least labeled the two resistors. Edward: Oh, we named them after their political ideologies. Kaluta: Somebody pull up Blair Bash- Do tell, what ideologies are they? Edward: This one’s liberal because all the stripes equally spread out and this one’s conservative because all the stripes are gathered at the top. Kaluta: My job gets harder everyday.
//pd 6 FOT Mr. Kaluta: Every old person has arthritis Arthur: I also have arthuritis Mr. Kaluta: *laughs* Blairbash! Blairbash!
//FOT Kaluta: So, at the end of the Chicago River there is a dam that holds Lake Michigan in. Student: So if someone blew it up... Kaluta: Ok, I'm gonna need your Social Security Number, your address and... //Later, looking at an image of the Brooklyn Bridge Kaluta: You know, someone could just take pliers and just cut that rope. Student: Is there anything YOU'RE hiding?
Kaluta: Now let's be honest, some of you are gonna get internships through family friends or even nepotism! Kaluta: And hey, it's just an internship, it's not a crime, it's not the White House Kaluta: Oh did I say that out loud? ;)
//Pd 6 FOT Mr Kaluta, chanting: Hey Ben, don’t use a pen. Hey Ben, don’t use a pen.
//Someone taps Shalom on the head while she’s wearing a plastic construction hat Michio: That’s no way to treat a lady! Mr. Kaluta: I was gonna say that’s no way to treat a hat
//Pd 7 FOT B Anonymous: I have constant sex. That constant is zero.
Kaluta: Any of you guys like Blairbash?