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June 17, 2022, 10:01 a.m.

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//Talking about grades for FOT Kaluta: You would have to work very hard to get a bad grade in my class Diego: Fortunately I don't work hard, so I'm in the clear Kaluta: Oh, shut up



June 14, 2022, 4:19 p.m.

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Kaluta: Blairbash, are you getting this? ... Say that again as a full sentence. Henry: I left the flag at home on my kitchen table.



June 5, 2022, 12:20 p.m.

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//FOT PD3 Raun: Do you know where I can find the set screw collars? Isak: No. Those are a rare codo... commodon... commodity. //Later Raun: I found the rare codonomoninity!



May 31, 2022, 10:48 a.m.

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Jerry Song: Now I am slapping tape on and praying that it works. Jerry: This is true engineering.



May 19, 2022, 12:39 p.m.

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Molemo: We’re not using this disappointment. Amanda: Then can I stab it?



May 18, 2022, 1:57 p.m.

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// After school in FOT Jason (holding thermometer): Degrees or radians? Kaluta: HA-HA-HA-HA Jason: No, I meant the other thing

He was talking about the angle of the sun, apparently, with the thermometer in his hand, for some reason

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May 12, 2022, 5:05 p.m.

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Kaluta: So there was an incident. Then there was a lawsuit. Kaluta: Long story short, three years later, someone ended up paying for me to get my nose fixed by the best plastic surgeon in the world all the way in Hollywood. Kaluta: Now, I was sitting in the waiting room, wondering, "Could this guy really be the best plastic surgeon in the world?" when Leonardo DiCaprio walked in for botox. Kaluta: I bet you want to see my nose, right? // Class agrees Kaluta: Well, I'm not gonna show it to you.



April 28, 2022, 9:51 a.m.

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// Street walks into fot Street: It’s a den of scum and villainy. Street: I mean Mr. Kaluta’s class.



April 4, 2022, 9:32 a.m.

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Johnny: Do you happen to have a screwdriver? Carlos: Well I did happen to screw your mom!



April 1, 2022, 9:11 a.m.

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// Isak is being obnoxious Kaluta: Who is that? Smack him! Sean: I want to smack someone! Kaluta: So do I, sometimes.