Search Quotes 



June 17, 2022, 10:01 a.m.

⚐ Report
//Talking about grades for FOT Kaluta: You would have to work very hard to get a bad grade in my class Diego: Fortunately I don't work hard, so I'm in the clear Kaluta: Oh, shut up



June 16, 2022, 5:46 p.m.

⚐ Report
//Jeremy walks in late, prank-taps Kaluta on the shoulder from behind //Kaluta gets up and looks behind him, sees Jeremy, steps out of the way //Jeremy walks by to his destination //Kaluta slaps Jeremy on the head



June 15, 2022, 11:17 a.m.

⚐ Report
Isak: Mr. Kaluta have a nice day! Kaluta: I’m trying.



June 14, 2022, 4:19 p.m.

⚐ Report
Kaluta: Blairbash, are you getting this? ... Say that again as a full sentence. Henry: I left the flag at home on my kitchen table.



May 23, 2022, 6 p.m.

⚐ Report
//Kaluta visits Street's classroom where Analysis 1B is doing Calc R&E Kaluta: There's a limit to how much calculus you can do in a day. Schwartz: That joke sounds very derivative.



May 23, 2022, 3:17 p.m.

⚐ Report
Kaluta: If you’re going to do something stupid, make sure someone records it. Kaluta: That way it’s worth it. Andy: So it goes viral? Kaluta: It’s more bacterial.



May 18, 2022, 4:45 p.m.

⚐ Report
Kaluta: Blairbash that.



May 18, 2022, 1:57 p.m.

⚐ Report
// After school in FOT Jason (holding thermometer): Degrees or radians? Kaluta: HA-HA-HA-HA Jason: No, I meant the other thing

He was talking about the angle of the sun, apparently, with the thermometer in his hand, for some reason

fot, jason, kaluta



May 12, 2022, 5:05 p.m.

⚐ Report
Kaluta: So there was an incident. Then there was a lawsuit. Kaluta: Long story short, three years later, someone ended up paying for me to get my nose fixed by the best plastic surgeon in the world all the way in Hollywood. Kaluta: Now, I was sitting in the waiting room, wondering, "Could this guy really be the best plastic surgeon in the world?" when Leonardo DiCaprio walked in for botox. Kaluta: I bet you want to see my nose, right? // Class agrees Kaluta: Well, I'm not gonna show it to you.



April 28, 2022, 9:51 a.m.

⚐ Report
// Street walks into fot Street: It’s a den of scum and villainy. Street: I mean Mr. Kaluta’s class.