//late night ap calc bc review zoom with mr. rose, ft. a mean question >:( From Samuel Lidz to Everyone: 10:13 PM Bruh the author of this problem is named Bryan Passwater From Michio Morizono to Everyone: 10:14 PM What a dope From Patrick Gough to Everyone: 10:14 PM PASSwater as if ill PASS the BC exam From Benjamin Lang to Everyone: 10:14 PM I'm fighting him From Patrick Gough to Everyone: 10:14 PM physically? From Leo Wang to Everyone: 10:14 PM bruh ben actualy showed up
//An online lesson about writing a rhetorical analysis for AP Lang Aaron: *getting confused about what piece is being discussed* Izzee: "Frederick Douglass did not write about the coronavirus!"
Rose: Ideally, I would have printed it yesterday. But I'm lazy.
//last day of school before corona break Rose: I do not have a plan. I have a meta-plan, and that is to come up with a plan soon.
[On Discord] Clarence: waiting for the annual april 1 email... Schwartz: I really can't do it this year. Schwartz: It'd be unsportsmanlike. Schwartz: With online learning, you guys are kinda obligated to click my links. Schwartz: Instead of tricking you into it. Schwartz: For anyone who doesn't know what we're talking about, what I do each April 1 made it onto Blairbash twice - first time (https://bit.ly/3dJ0G8d) and second time (https://bit.ly/2UDqhb7).
//Period 7 Statistics, day before corona break //Class has just discussed how the disease can be modeled by a logistic function Stein: See! I told you on the first day! The most important classes are Health, NSL, and statistics. There's a disease, so that's health. The government can't do anything because it's dysfunctional, so that's NSL. And stat... Student: That logistic function is calculus!! //Stein peppers it with dots with a whiteboard marker Stein: Now it is
//7th period cogo, talking about coronavirus break Matt: Now would be a great time to get a gun.
//7th comparative government Cirincione: It's not the end of the world. Just the end of civilization.
//biochem Bosse: What's in the bag? Lillian: My mom told me to give this to Kaluta to thank him for giving me the opportunity to do exploravision... I thought it was a gift, but I just looked inside and it's a bunch of cleaning wipes. Bosse: You know, cleaning wipes are super valuable right now. Coronavirus is especially bad for older people, too, so Mr Kaluta probably needs them.
//Am getting my permission slip signed Me: Mr. Lodal I have this thing on thursday Lodal: *signs it* Lodal: We probably won't have school on thursday anyways