#563

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Sept. 25, 2009, 2:54 p.m.

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//as activity buses are about to leave Shirley: Tell us a story! Mr. O-O-Ostrander: Go get on your bus. They leave in 30 seconds. Shirley: Tell us a short story! Mr. O-O-O: All my stories are long stories. Shirley: Tell us a 20-second story! Mr. O-O-O: [thinks] Once, I caught a fish. It was _this_ big. [indicates with hands]

#548

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Sept. 22, 2009, 7:52 a.m.

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//Ms. Piper fills in for Mr. Pham during linalg one morning Ms. Piper: Mr. Ostrander wasn't sure if there was a lesson plan, so he said to teach lines algebraically. In case you didn't know his sense of humor.

#531

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Sept. 9, 2009, 9:12 p.m.

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Student: Excuse me, sir, do you know anything about the buses? Mr. Ostrander: I know that they're yellow, and they start from here and go other places, but other than that, I'm at a loss.

#310

1214

May 22, 2009, 11:01 a.m.

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// Mr. Ostrander was visiting Blair as a sub for Ms. Dvorsky Shirley: He's salary lane O! Salary lane O! Stein: Shirley, you've got to start caring about other things... Schafer: ...like girls. Stein: Yeah, like girls. How are the girls coming? Shirley: But he's salary lane O! // Stein and Schafer shake their heads