#9414

5660

Nov. 20, 2021, 2 p.m.

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//schafer reading shron's physics problem Schafer: "He had thrown the gaming mouse off a cliff with the help of an unusually fast roomba." *pauses* Schafer: "UwU?" Class goes berserk

#9411

2844

Nov. 19, 2021, 3:47 p.m.

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//Schafer reading my 1.2k word physics problem to the whole class out loud Schafer: "Sus. Sussy.... *pauses* baka? what is baka??? Sussy little uwu baka owo egirl???? Shriyan how long is this problem??? Where are the physics???"

#9396

1418

Nov. 17, 2021, 11:34 p.m.

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//schafer turns to shron in class Schafer: "You are highly sus" Shron: starts dying from laughter bc he did this with his physics problems

#9295

-79

Nov. 8, 2021, 11:42 a.m.

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// QB practice Albert: Wrong! This is love in the time of cholera. Schafer: that's right!

#9276

1618

Nov. 5, 2021, 1:35 p.m.

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// physics club, justin has forgotten how to do graphs in google sheets Schafer: Come on, seriously? Literally every freshman in this room can tell you how to do this.

#9257

1212

Nov. 2, 2021, 7:05 p.m.

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Schafer: Newton was an...odd guy. He wanted to lick someone's eyeball to know its taste and texture.

#8941

17

Jan. 27, 2021, 10:14 a.m.

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Schafer: A whole lot of *nothing* happens

#8935

57

Jan. 26, 2021, 12:27 p.m.

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Schafer: What would it look like if I shot an arrow into my computer screen?! Schafer: I want to do that some days. //later Schafer: But maybe you *upset* somebody on the other side of your computer, and they fire *back*!

#8934

1717

Jan. 26, 2021, 11:30 a.m.

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Schafer: If you start asking too many questions, you get to the point "I need to understand all of quantum physics to know how a bar magnet works." Schafer: Which is pretty unfortunate.

#8933

68

Jan. 26, 2021, 11:27 a.m.

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Schafer: You take two paperclips and see if they'll magnetically attract Schafer: Spoiler alert: they won't