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#9505

1921

Dec. 3, 2021, 11:37 a.m.

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// Pd. 6 Freshman Physics. Schafer is introducing energy. Schafer: Now, I know that this might be a strange analogy, but we can think of the amount of energy in a system as the amount of pain it can cause. *Takes out bowling ball and approaches Michael*

He went on to do a demonstration, which may or may not have involved holding the bowling ball right over Michael's hands. //mod note: you weren't the first year this happened to and you won't be the last, if that's any comfort

freshman, energy, schafer, physics

#9471

745

Dec. 1, 2021, 1:35 p.m.

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Schafer: Who's silly... Shriyan. Shriyan's pushing down on the ball. But there's no friction, so it's not going anywhere. He's actually just sitting on it. Saying silly things like owo uwu. Sus. Highly sus. Clicking...drag clicking. Nacho potato Sir Swagger 21.

#9437

452

Nov. 29, 2021, 1:27 p.m.

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// Schafer is talking about consequences of fictional planets having too much or too little mass. Schafer: Escape velocity. *Pauses, looks at Shron* Schafer: Owo uwu. Sus. Highly sus.

#9436

2931

Nov. 29, 2021, 12:32 p.m.

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// Pd. 6 Freshman Physics Schafer: Oh, Misha, I meant to ask you. What's 3 times 5? Misha: 3 times 5? Uh... 15. Schafer: 15? Okay, what's the number after 14? Misha: 15. Schafer: And the number before 16? Misha: ...15. Schafer: Oh good, because I was told you couldn't count to 15.

#9414

5761

Nov. 20, 2021, 2 p.m.

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//schafer reading shron's physics problem Schafer: "He had thrown the gaming mouse off a cliff with the help of an unusually fast roomba." *pauses* Schafer: "UwU?" Class goes berserk

#9411

2844

Nov. 19, 2021, 3:47 p.m.

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//Schafer reading my 1.2k word physics problem to the whole class out loud Schafer: "Sus. Sussy.... *pauses* baka? what is baka??? Sussy little uwu baka owo egirl???? Shriyan how long is this problem??? Where are the physics???"

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1xVyC3ddPMny138oB8THjdqDZF154zQ2syYlFhjkSgJE/edit link to problem (use mcps account) //mod note: can i delete submissions for ideological disapproval

schafer, physics, shron moment

#9396

1418

Nov. 17, 2021, 11:34 p.m.

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//schafer turns to shron in class Schafer: "You are highly sus" Shron: starts dying from laughter bc he did this with his physics problems

#9295

-610

Nov. 8, 2021, 11:42 a.m.

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// QB practice Albert: Wrong! This is love in the time of cholera. Schafer: that's right!

schafer moment //mod would like to add that "love in the time of cholera" is a proper noun

qb, schafer

#9276

1618

Nov. 5, 2021, 1:35 p.m.

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// physics club, justin has forgotten how to do graphs in google sheets Schafer: Come on, seriously? Literally every freshman in this room can tell you how to do this.

#9257

1212

Nov. 2, 2021, 7:05 p.m.

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Schafer: Newton was an...odd guy. He wanted to lick someone's eyeball to know its taste and texture.