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#9436
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⚐ Report// Pd. 6 Freshman Physics Schafer: Oh, Misha, I meant to ask you. What's 3 times 5? Misha: 3 times 5? Uh... 15. Schafer: 15? Okay, what's the number after 14? Misha: 15. Schafer: And the number before 16? Misha: ...15. Schafer: Oh good, because I was told you couldn't count to 15.
#9414
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⚐ Report//schafer reading shron's physics problem Schafer: "He had thrown the gaming mouse off a cliff with the help of an unusually fast roomba." *pauses* Schafer: "UwU?" Class goes berserk
#9411
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⚐ Report//Schafer reading my 1.2k word physics problem to the whole class out loud Schafer: "Sus. Sussy.... *pauses* baka? what is baka??? Sussy little uwu baka owo egirl???? Shriyan how long is this problem??? Where are the physics???"
#9396
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⚐ Report//schafer turns to shron in class Schafer: "You are highly sus" Shron: starts dying from laughter bc he did this with his physics problems
#9295
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⚐ Report// QB practice Albert: Wrong! This is love in the time of cholera. Schafer: that's right!
#9276
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⚐ Report// physics club, justin has forgotten how to do graphs in google sheets Schafer: Come on, seriously? Literally every freshman in this room can tell you how to do this.
#9257
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⚐ ReportSchafer: Newton was an...odd guy. He wanted to lick someone's eyeball to know its taste and texture.
#8935
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⚐ ReportSchafer: What would it look like if I shot an arrow into my computer screen?! Schafer: I want to do that some days. //later Schafer: But maybe you *upset* somebody on the other side of your computer, and they fire *back*!
#8934
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⚐ ReportSchafer: If you start asking too many questions, you get to the point "I need to understand all of quantum physics to know how a bar magnet works." Schafer: Which is pretty unfortunate.