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Jan. 26, 2021, 11:30 a.m.

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Schafer: If you start asking too many questions, you get to the point "I need to understand all of quantum physics to know how a bar magnet works." Schafer: Which is pretty unfortunate.



Jan. 26, 2021, 11:27 a.m.

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Schafer: You take two paperclips and see if they'll magnetically attract Schafer: Spoiler alert: they won't



Feb. 25, 2018, 8:26 p.m.

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Schwartz: We all know magnets aren't found outside.



Sept. 25, 2017, 8:44 p.m.

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Mr. Street: All of you maggots- Student: ...Do you mean magnets?... Mr. Street: No, maggots.



Sept. 25, 2017, 5:39 p.m.

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//Rajit is known for somehow always getting the extra papers in our magnet classes Rajit: Argh! It's like I'm a paper magnet!! Alan: Just like how you're a chick magnet



Sept. 20, 2016, 5:18 p.m.

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Klein:...text support... Soumith: tech support? //class bursts into laughter Klein: Only in a class full of magnets would that be misheard...



Sept. 26, 2013, 5:14 p.m.

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//During senior unity day //Mrs. Johnson goes to table full of magnets Johnson: Let's go dance! Magnets: Dance? //Mrs Johnson goes to another part of the table Johnson: Who wants to come dancing? Magnets: Dancing? Johnson: Who wants to do math problems? Magnets: MATH!!!!!