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May 25, 2022, 1:20 p.m.

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Slides title: What is Supersymmetry (SUSY)? Student: "What is supersymmetry, also known as "sussy"? Schafer: "Su-sie" Schafer: "but AMONG US, I suppose you can call it sussy"



April 27, 2022, 12:12 p.m.

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Schafer: Now we need to preserve the pi.



Jan. 10, 2022, 2:19 p.m.

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// SRP Presentations John Kim: Uhhh...This is an integral symbol. Ignore that. John: You know light is a photon, and photons are bosons! What are fermions, electrons are fermions! John: Alright, you know everything about quantum mechanics!



May 21, 2021, 2:56 p.m.

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// talking about quantum physics Lodal: Why does this work? Lodal: I don't know, it just does. It matches reality, so I guess we'll use it. Lodal: What about when reality doesn't tell us? We just come up with something so that the maths works out.



Jan. 26, 2021, 11:30 a.m.

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Schafer: If you start asking too many questions, you get to the point "I need to understand all of quantum physics to know how a bar magnet works." Schafer: Which is pretty unfortunate.



May 29, 2018, 6:34 p.m.

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Schafer: So this comedian, Jay, walked around in the street and asked people questions. He told them to name a physics equation. About 80-90% said E=mc^2. Maybe 10% said F=ma. Then there were a few Steven Qu’s who said: “Well, Dirac’s equation is...”



May 16, 2017, 5:12 p.m.

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// Presenting about Richard Feynman's renormalization process for Quantum Electrodynamics Guang: I know these people won a Nobel Prize, but honestly, it's just bad math.



March 29, 2017, 9:46 a.m.

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// In the dark of the Quantum classroom, staring at the laser we are learning about Sushanth: Man we should get a cat. Jay: Sushanth what? Sushanth: A lil cat manz. They like lasers.



March 27, 2017, 9:07 p.m.

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Stein: Bill Nye is a jerk.



April 21, 2015, 7:21 p.m.

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//Quantum is taking a test //Someone's Siri goes off Schafer: She ain't gonna help you Siri: Sorry, I didn't get that. Schafer: See?