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Feb. 2, 2024, 1:08 p.m.

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Schafer: Am I the kind of teacher who would deliberately miscalibrate a scale? Class: Yes.



Feb. 1, 2024, 4:02 p.m.

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Schafer: Some textbooks use lowercase Qs. Some textbooks use capital Qs. Schafer: I try to use both, just to confuse you.



Jan. 31, 2024, 1:18 p.m.

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*hammond raises hand in the corner* Schafer: Hammond? Hammond: If you use elephants in your problems can we assume they are spherical? Schafer: *deep breath, pause* Schafer: Yes.



Jan. 30, 2024, 4:02 p.m.

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Schafer: Alexei will be here many mornings, as an assistant for this class. Schafer: If I'm not here -- which will happen sometimes -- he's been in this class before, so he should be able to answer your questions Schafer: Assuming he remembers the content. If he doesn't, that's fine ... he'll make it up.



June 13, 2023, 8:21 a.m.

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Quantum video: Across the ocean, a particularly savvy Yankee had other ideas. Jerry Song: Andrew Tate.



June 13, 2023, 8:16 a.m.

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Quantum video: Rumsford married the widow of the man who's theory he just disproved. Schafer: Science!



June 8, 2023, 3:30 p.m.

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//showing the derivation of a formula in quantum Schafer: what do we do now? someone: e it up Schafer: YES! I’m glad you called it by the correct name. Andy and Jerry: *confused looks * Schafer: We don’t exponentiate both sides, we e it up! Andy: Must be a Kirk thing. Schafer: No, it’s a me thing! From back when I got to teach math here.



May 31, 2023, 8:24 a.m.

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// Quantum presentation Schafer: Here's a chart. Schafer: Not a chAaaAaArt, just a chart.



May 24, 2023, 8:03 a.m.

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// Talking about suits Schafer: Here is your fashion tip of the day: Never button all 3 buttons. Schafer: Always leave the last button open.



May 23, 2023, 9:19 a.m.

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// After a quantum presentation Jerry Song: Hi, I'm Saul Goodman. Jerry: Did you know you have rights?