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Jan. 26, 2021, 11:30 a.m.

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Schafer: If you start asking too many questions, you get to the point "I need to understand all of quantum physics to know how a bar magnet works." Schafer: Which is pretty unfortunate.



May 29, 2018, 6:34 p.m.

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Schafer: So this comedian, Jay, walked around in the street and asked people questions. He told them to name a physics equation. About 80-90% said E=mc^2. Maybe 10% said F=ma. Then there were a few Steven Qu’s who said: “Well, Dirac’s equation is...”



May 16, 2017, 5:12 p.m.

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// Presenting about Richard Feynman's renormalization process for Quantum Electrodynamics Guang: I know these people won a Nobel Prize, but honestly, it's just bad math.



March 29, 2017, 9:46 a.m.

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// In the dark of the Quantum classroom, staring at the laser we are learning about Sushanth: Man we should get a cat. Jay: Sushanth what? Sushanth: A lil cat manz. They like lasers.



March 27, 2017, 9:07 p.m.

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Stein: Bill Nye is a jerk.



April 21, 2015, 7:21 p.m.

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//Quantum is taking a test //Someone's Siri goes off Schafer: She ain't gonna help you Siri: Sorry, I didn't get that. Schafer: See?



April 20, 2015, 9:01 p.m.

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Schafer: I am nothing if not on top of my game today. Therefore, I am nothing.



April 20, 2015, 9:01 p.m.

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//In Quantum, discussing homework. Question is about which states of matter will emit line spectra. Schafer: First of all, what's a line spectrum? Robbie: I interpreted it to mean the spectrum admitted by an excited gas.



April 1, 2015, 4:54 p.m.

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//Alex Melinchok is holding a Chick-fil-A milkshake in Pd. 7 Quantum, and Schafer noticed Melinchok: "It's pretty good! It isn't as good as the one from Potbelly though. 'Cause Chick-fil-A doesn't really like gay people, that's probably why it doesn't taste as good. You get what I mean, Mr. Schafer?" (Schafer stares at Melinchok for a while, and then looks down at a textbook) Schafer: "...Chapter 27 question number 17, In Rutherford's planetary model of the atom..."



May 30, 2014, 12:14 p.m.

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Schafer: *Discussing history of fundamental elements* Fire, Earth, Air, and Water. Francis: And then there's The Fifth Element, starring Bruce Willis. Schafer: And then the Sixth Sense, also starring Bruce Willis. *Dicussion among half the class about a seventh movie* Schafer: What do you got for eight? Francis: Uh.......Surrog-eight, starring Bruce Willis.