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#9150

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May 21, 2021, 2:56 p.m.

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// talking about quantum physics Lodal: Why does this work? Lodal: I don't know, it just does. It matches reality, so I guess we'll use it. Lodal: What about when reality doesn't tell us? We just come up with something so that the maths works out.

#8934

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Jan. 26, 2021, 11:30 a.m.

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Schafer: If you start asking too many questions, you get to the point "I need to understand all of quantum physics to know how a bar magnet works." Schafer: Which is pretty unfortunate.

#7512

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May 29, 2018, 6:34 p.m.

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Schafer: So this comedian, Jay, walked around in the street and asked people questions. He told them to name a physics equation. About 80-90% said E=mc^2. Maybe 10% said F=ma. Then there were a few Steven Qu’s who said: “Well, Dirac’s equation is...”

#6436

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May 16, 2017, 5:12 p.m.

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// Presenting about Richard Feynman's renormalization process for Quantum Electrodynamics Guang: I know these people won a Nobel Prize, but honestly, it's just bad math.

#6356

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March 29, 2017, 9:46 a.m.

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// In the dark of the Quantum classroom, staring at the laser we are learning about Sushanth: Man we should get a cat. Jay: Sushanth what? Sushanth: A lil cat manz. They like lasers.

#6348

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March 27, 2017, 9:07 p.m.

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Stein: Bill Nye is a jerk.

#5465

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April 21, 2015, 7:21 p.m.

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//Quantum is taking a test //Someone's Siri goes off Schafer: She ain't gonna help you Siri: Sorry, I didn't get that. Schafer: See?

#5462

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April 20, 2015, 9:01 p.m.

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Schafer: I am nothing if not on top of my game today. Therefore, I am nothing.

#5461

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April 20, 2015, 9:01 p.m.

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//In Quantum, discussing homework. Question is about which states of matter will emit line spectra. Schafer: First of all, what's a line spectrum? Robbie: I interpreted it to mean the spectrum admitted by an excited gas.

#5444

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April 1, 2015, 4:54 p.m.

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//Alex Melinchok is holding a Chick-fil-A milkshake in Pd. 7 Quantum, and Schafer noticed Melinchok: "It's pretty good! It isn't as good as the one from Potbelly though. 'Cause Chick-fil-A doesn't really like gay people, that's probably why it doesn't taste as good. You get what I mean, Mr. Schafer?" (Schafer stares at Melinchok for a while, and then looks down at a textbook) Schafer: "...Chapter 27 question number 17, In Rutherford's planetary model of the atom..."