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#5842
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⚐ Report//New seats; Pham asks Grace a nomenclature question, but she is laughing Pham: Why you so happy? Is it because you are sitting next to Steven?
#5834
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⚐ Report//After Mr. Pham somewhat explains the buret Student: What's a "buret"? Pham: I literally just say what buret is! Student: A "buret"? Pham: Oh, I pronounce in French. Buray. Student: Ohhhhhh.
#5833
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⚐ ReportPham: Parents like to see you take test because they like see you get A. Shwetha: ??
#5829
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⚐ ReportPham: You know, Stella model very important. Back then, they use cannon. You think they have Stella model? No! Ian: I thought we were talking about trebuchets? Pham: Same thing! You understand what I'm saying?
#5828
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⚐ Report// Talking about senior research project papers to the freshmen Pham: You gonna go through the reams of paper! You gonna go through toner after toner for your inkjet printer!
#5824
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⚐ Report//Explaining limiting reactants Pham: I don' go to McDonal' buy double cheeseburger! That too cheap for me! I go to Five Guy!
#5823
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⚐ Report//Shadows are in the back of the room Pham: You all in the back! Tell me what is hydrogen peroxide! //embarrassed giggles Pham: You all from Takoma amirite? You know why I know this? Class: They're Asian? Pham: No! Why I know they from Takoma? Pham: OK. You see, people from Takoma are more book-oriented. They don' go outside or play the sports. When you get cut, you use hydrogen peroxide to disinfect it! Joseph: But can't they get papercuts?
#5820
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⚐ ReportShadows in Phamistry... Pham: Where you planning to go? Shadows: RM! Pham: Oooh, just don't complain if you get into MIT, Stanford. -------------- Next Day... Pham: Who the one that chaperone the four shadow, yesterday? Grace: Me! Pham: Did you convince them to come here? Grace: No, they just came here to skip class. Pham: What?! You fail my class!
#5818
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⚐ Report//talking to prospective freshman for magnet program about how other schools don't offer the same courses Mr.Pham: Take a look at whitman! They say they offer multivariable calculus, it not the same. Or uhh...what Dat Asian school again? Student Helper: Wooton? Mr. Pham: Oh yeah!
#5817
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⚐ Report//Preparation before magnet orientation Ostrander: Make sure that Pham doesn't kill any children. Seriously, like actually.