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#829

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Nov. 9, 2009, 1:21 p.m.

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//Rose tries to use the 318 door Piper: You know that you can't use that door, right? It had all the paper and boxes and stuff. Rose: Yeah, but I figured I'm an adult, so I can just break it down!

#805

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Nov. 4, 2009, 9:40 p.m.

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//Mr. Rose upon realizing he forgot to copy the hw. Rose: *quietly* ef, ef, ef, ef, ef, shit.

#781

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Oct. 29, 2009, 2:32 p.m.

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//Rose talking to Yessi Rose: Show me your subtle curvature.

#754

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Oct. 26, 2009, 3:52 p.m.

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Rose: What middle school did you go to? Student: Wood. Rose: Wood? Where's that? Student: Rockville. Rose: Hm.. What does that feed into? Student: Rockville.

Rose on the first day of school.

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#751

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Oct. 25, 2009, 6:22 p.m.

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//in his status message Mr. Rose: Going through sporcle withdrawal...

#740

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Oct. 22, 2009, 10 p.m.

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Rose: So how do we do this problem? *blank looks from the students* Rose: *whistles for a second, then makes popping noises with mouth and waves arms* Rose: Okay, here's how.

#729

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Oct. 20, 2009, 10:32 p.m.

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Mr. Rose: Loomis, you just pulled another Loomis.

#600

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Oct. 8, 2009, 7:15 p.m.

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//Mr. Rose is explaining Hotel Infinity Mr. Rose: So you cannot have 1 more spoon or 1 more fork when catering, okay? Wait, wait, wait-- no, bad example. Okay, you must have THE EXACT SAME NUMBER of forks and knives or you'll get fired. Student: *confused* Wait, what happened to the spoons? Mr. Rose: FORGET THE SPOONS!

#495

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June 21, 2009, 12:35 a.m.

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Mr. Rose: So we draw a picture, step back, and do what? Steven: We get our food ready.

#494

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June 21, 2009, 12:35 a.m.

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Mr. Rose: What else are logarithmic functions used for? Gilad: Confusing young children.