//Jeremy and Loomis are having a discussion on Neocon beliefs in SRP //Jeremy is talking about his change in views Jeremy: So yeah, Neel here turned me on to Polygamy. Neel: Wow, you really need to rephrase stuff in a better way
Evan: Loomis, have you seen any recent movies that you really enjoyed? Loomis: Evan, please ... I may be an elitist snob, but I do enjoy movies. Loomis: Well, depends. Did you mean from before or after the 1940s?
Loomis: It's pyrite. Wait, no it's not. Thomas: It's fool's pyrite!
Rose: I have a rule that all your work has to be nice and organized and you can't just add crap up...This is known as the Loomis Rule.
Loomis: It's 0/2, not 0/1. Stein. Oh, okay. Same difference. McHale: Same quotient.
Loomis: Cappies integrate society, whereas magnets integrate equations.
//Rose trying to do an inequality proof by induction Rose: Don't tell me what to do, Loomis. Don't rub it in, let me do it myself!
Mme Loomis: "Je vais le mettre sur le...sur le...tableau magique." Translation: I'm going to put it on the...on the...magic board.
//A student takes out his camera, intending on taking a picture. The flash was on, accidentally, and the whole class notices. Loomis: Oh, there must be lightning outside!
//Mme Loomis, trying to say "We wanted to touch the chameleon but it changed colors" "We wanted to caress the aligator..."