#279

37

May 21, 2009, 8:56 p.m.

⚐ Report

Diana's been cheating on me with other math teachers. ~Mr. Rose

#233

88

May 21, 2009, 8:56 p.m.

⚐ Report

I wish I lived in China so I could assign five hours of homework each night. ~Mr. Rose

#205

33

May 21, 2009, 8:56 p.m.

⚐ Report

There is a very nice rule, and it's very nice, and everyone likes it, and you've grown accustomed to it, and you love it, and you're scared something will happen to it. I'm afraid it's in danger. ~Mr. Rose

#190

13

May 21, 2009, 8:56 p.m.

⚐ Report

The Ancient Greeks were really good at math... and had a lot of free time... ~Mr. Rose

#180

44

May 21, 2009, 8:56 p.m.

⚐ Report

You don't know that, but I do because I know calculus. ~Mr. Rose

#178

33

May 21, 2009, 8:56 p.m.

⚐ Report

Maybe I should just start with, like, the end. ~Mr. Rose

#163

1010

May 21, 2009, 8:56 p.m.

⚐ Report

So in sixth grade or in the womb, you know, whenever it is you guys take Algebra 1 these days. ~Mr. Rose

#165

22

May 21, 2009, 8:56 p.m.

⚐ Report

Even if I had perfect eyesight-like, a telescope, let's say- ~Mr. Rose

#158

22

May 21, 2009, 8:56 p.m.

⚐ Report

Rose: It's horrible pizza. I just order it for you kids. If the people in New Jersey knew I was eating this stuff...

#34

00

May 21, 2009, 8:54 p.m.

⚐ Report

If x is in the empty set, then x is a pink elephant ~Mr. Rose