#10791

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Sept. 9, 2022, 7:04 p.m.

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// Someone mentions Isaac Newton Student 1: Ah, yes, the apple man. Student 2: Isn’t that Steve Jobs? Kirk: I bet I could convince a freshman that Steve Jobs invented calculus.

#9288

713

Nov. 7, 2021, 12:55 a.m.

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// Discussing Newton's method and approximation Alex L.: We can use the Taylor series! Schwartz: NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *Schwartz vaporizes Alex with laser beam eyes*

#9008

88

Feb. 18, 2021, 11:42 a.m.

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Kirk: I could imagine someone writing an entire calculus course ... as poetry.

#8738

410

Nov. 13, 2020, 10:02 a.m.

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// Student, in Zoom's text-based communication You think this quarantine is boring? During the plague, Newton invented calculus. Do you have any idea how bored you have to be to invent calculus?!?

#7907

5052

Feb. 3, 2019, 10:59 a.m.

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//talking about limits Rose: What happens when you divide two very very tiny things? Student: You get a number Rose: Something happens! But...and Valentina is shrugging suggestively, as if to say... *laughter* Rose: Not that kind of suggestive *more laughter* Rose: We'll have to edit this video

#7354

1010

March 24, 2018, 3:22 p.m.

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//at ARML after Steven used calculus to explain a problem Schwartz: This concept is taught in multivar... so I don't expect you to know it. And those who have taken multivar, I don't expect you to REMEMBER it.

#7050

1010

Dec. 16, 2017, 5:31 p.m.

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//what the board in Schwartz's room says Board: Fair game for Functions Thursday Quiz: *some trig and algebra concepts* and triple integrals Ishaan: Woah I just got trolled by Mr. Schwartz. My life has just reached a low point.

#6871

2020

Oct. 30, 2017, 1:57 p.m.

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Schafer: When you get a vicious cycle in life, what do you do? Students: ...? Schafer: Calculus!

#5232

1935

Oct. 23, 2014, 8:58 p.m.

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// Pd.1 Functions class; people are chilling before a test. Daniel Zhu, an 8th grader from Takoma Park taking the class, is next to the bookshelf. Daniel Zhu: Ooh, calculus! // Daniel Zhu grabs a multivariable calculus textbook from the shelf and starts reading it. Rose walks by and sees him. Rose: Stop doing calculus. (takes a closer look) Multivariable calculus. You're in 8th grade.

#3104

77

March 17, 2011, 8:04 p.m.

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//class is giggling weirdly for some reason Giles: I swear this room needs padded walls.