# Search Quotes

# #10791

1212

⚐ Report// Someone mentions Isaac Newton Student 1: Ah, yes, the apple man. Student 2: Isnâ€™t that Steve Jobs? Kirk: I bet I could convince a freshman that Steve Jobs invented calculus.

# #9288

713

⚐ Report// Discussing Newton's method and approximation Alex L.: We can use the Taylor series! Schwartz: NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *Schwartz vaporizes Alex with laser beam eyes*

# #8738

410

⚐ Report// Student, in Zoom's text-based communication You think this quarantine is boring? During the plague, Newton invented calculus. Do you have any idea how bored you have to be to invent calculus?!?

# #7907

5052

⚐ Report//talking about limits Rose: What happens when you divide two very very tiny things? Student: You get a number Rose: Something happens! But...and Valentina is shrugging suggestively, as if to say... *laughter* Rose: Not that kind of suggestive *more laughter* Rose: We'll have to edit this video

# #7354

1010

⚐ Report//at ARML after Steven used calculus to explain a problem Schwartz: This concept is taught in multivar... so I don't expect you to know it. And those who have taken multivar, I don't expect you to REMEMBER it.

# #7050

1010

⚐ Report//what the board in Schwartz's room says Board: Fair game for Functions Thursday Quiz: *some trig and algebra concepts* and triple integrals Ishaan: Woah I just got trolled by Mr. Schwartz. My life has just reached a low point.

# #6871

2020

⚐ ReportSchafer: When you get a vicious cycle in life, what do you do? Students: ...? Schafer: Calculus!

# #5232

1935

⚐ Report// Pd.1 Functions class; people are chilling before a test. Daniel Zhu, an 8th grader from Takoma Park taking the class, is next to the bookshelf. Daniel Zhu: Ooh, calculus! // Daniel Zhu grabs a multivariable calculus textbook from the shelf and starts reading it. Rose walks by and sees him. Rose: Stop doing calculus. (takes a closer look) Multivariable calculus. You're in 8th grade.

# #3104

77

⚐ Report//class is giggling weirdly for some reason Giles: I swear this room needs padded walls.