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# #7470

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⚐ ReportSchwartz: "Life is pain, highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something." One student: What's that from? * Entire class shouts out at him that it's from the Princess Bride, Schwartz's favorite movie * Schwartz: I can feel his letter grade dropping.

# #4385

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⚐ ReportMike: There are libraries, but are there any truthbraries? Eric: There is a Lie Algebra, but is there any Truth Algebra? Mike: Yes, Boolean Algebra.

# #3930

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⚐ Report//In analytical chemistry, talking about charges and attraction. Pham: ... you know, like your girlfriend. //Stares at Viju Viju: Wait why are you staring at me? Pham: Oh. That's right. You not have a girlfriend. Viju: That's because algebra prettier than any girlfriend! Pham: What about boyfriend? Becca: It's definitely more useful than a boyfriend.

# #3847

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⚐ ReportRose: Now we are going to perform this piece of algebra with no vegetable analogue.

# #3527

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⚐ ReportStein: Victor, when did you take Algebra I? Victor: Sixth grade. Stein: Alright, so when you were taking Algebra I in pre-school...

# #3062

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⚐ Report//During geometry Mr. Rose is angry at how little the kids know Rose: Who here took Algebra I? //entire class raises their hands Rose: Who here passed Algebra I? //TC puts down his hand

# #1739

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⚐ ReportPham: I love algebra, so beautiful, everything work out pretty. (pause) Pham: Algebra prettier than girlfriend, you wish yo' girlfriend look like algebra.

# #768

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⚐ Report//Mr. Pham asks a question about linear algebra - the class remains silent Mr. Pham: Oh-ho! I see you guys blinking the eyes!