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Jan. 6, 2022, 1:44 p.m.

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Schwartz: Wait... 1 - 0.4 - 0.6 does not equal 0. Class: Yes it does! Schwartz: Schwartz: Ohhhhhhh

#7470

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May 4, 2018, 4:59 p.m.

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Schwartz: "Life is pain, highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something." One student: What's that from? * Entire class shouts out at him that it's from the Princess Bride, Schwartz's favorite movie * Schwartz: I can feel his letter grade dropping.

#7271

88

Feb. 25, 2018, 8:26 p.m.

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Schwartz: We all know magnets aren't found outside.

#4385

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Jan. 11, 2013, 8:47 a.m.

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Mike: There are libraries, but are there any truthbraries? Eric: There is a Lie Algebra, but is there any Truth Algebra? Mike: Yes, Boolean Algebra.

#3930

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Feb. 5, 2012, 11:20 a.m.

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//In analytical chemistry, talking about charges and attraction. Pham: ... you know, like your girlfriend. //Stares at Viju Viju: Wait why are you staring at me? Pham: Oh. That's right. You not have a girlfriend. Viju: That's because algebra prettier than any girlfriend! Pham: What about boyfriend? Becca: It's definitely more useful than a boyfriend.

#3847

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Dec. 12, 2011, 4:52 p.m.

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Rose: Now we are going to perform this piece of algebra with no vegetable analogue.

#3527

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Sept. 8, 2011, 5:29 p.m.

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Stein: Victor, when did you take Algebra I? Victor: Sixth grade. Stein: Alright, so when you were taking Algebra I in pre-school...

#3062

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March 11, 2011, 3:51 p.m.

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//During geometry Mr. Rose is angry at how little the kids know Rose: Who here took Algebra I? //entire class raises their hands Rose: Who here passed Algebra I? //TC puts down his hand

#2096

06

Sept. 12, 2010, 3:29 p.m.

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Stein: This is why god gave us Algebra I.

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March 26, 2010, 8:45 a.m.

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Pham: I love algebra, so beautiful, everything work out pretty. (pause) Pham: Algebra prettier than girlfriend, you wish yo' girlfriend look like algebra.