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Oct. 2, 2023, 10:36 a.m.

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Jonathan Mitchum: China is like an autoimmune disorder



June 1, 2023, 7:34 a.m.

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// Watching documentary on China Seat: What is Alibaba? Andy: The Chinese black market!



May 30, 2023, 4:49 p.m.

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// Watching documentary about China Documentary: ... I think a lot of Chinese women, when they buy [fancy, expensive] bags, they really buy bags because they want to pursue happiness. //later Seat: Alright, so now you know the secret of happiness. Go home and buy some bags!



May 24, 2023, 4:20 p.m.

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//watching, on YouTube, Tank Man documentary (1989 China) //partway thru, video stops with "This video may be inappropriate for some viewers." Seat: Oh no, it's been censored! Andy: I think we're losing social credits.

// mod note: the video stopped right as we were about to get to an interesting part. Coincidence? I think not

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April 18, 2023, 5:48 p.m.

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Sophia: Can I interview you? Evan: On what? Sophia: You just have to tell me your opinions on China



Sept. 22, 2017, 10:19 p.m.

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//Moose looks at the label on a student's shirt Moose: Tell me which country you think this shirt was made in. Class (simultaneously): China! Moose: No. Guatemala.



March 16, 2014, 5:16 p.m.

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// In Young's US History Young: So President Truman paid 400 million dollars to Greece and Turkey to keep them away from Communism. Daniel: Sheesh, the US just throws money at every problem. // Next class Video: The Chinese felt threatened when General Douglas MacArthur pushed the North Koreans up to the border. In the following weeks, over one million Chinese soldiers poured across the Yalu River. Daniel: Sheesh, China just throws people at every problem.



Feb. 9, 2012, 10:23 p.m.

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Richard: You Indian cannot write down on paper. Ashu: Yeah, but we have the stone tab-leat! Yeah, but we are able to write on stone tablet! We so stroung! Richard: You Indians cannot write in stone tablet. Ashu: Bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah baout...! No, way make a zero fust, and then the Arabs come from it. No, we have the i-de-ah! No, we decide to share with them because we think they the too dumb. Ashu: So-wah, we also have the greatest diamond in the wold, the Hope Diamond, we found that in the India. And that's what it's culled. Does the China have damond? John: Ashu, the biggest diamond in the world, cost eleven million dollar, is fifty-five thousand karats, is literally thees beeg. Yah thees beeg. Richard: How much money it cost? John: About eleven million. Richard: Doesn't it cost more? John: Noh...nahh, it not the highest quality diamond, like the Hohp Diamond, which the British were even able to steal from India because India don't have Great Wall of India! Ashu: Baauhtt, they do that because they have the guns, and we don't have the guns. And they say, China, we are taken over by the Indians. Richard: Oh oh oh, China never taken over by the Indians. John: China only give away Hong Kong. India give away entire sub-continent because they love the British! //Some time later Brian: 35-down is 'Eurasian'. Richard: No, he not Asian, we're Asian! Ashu: No, we not Asian! What the hell you talk? John: India so weak that they couldn't do anything. Gandhi couldn't even use guns to fight back! Schafer: Stop talking! Ashu: I no talking anymoh because Mr. Schiafer say no talkang. And China and India is a equwol. No, ah always say they da equwol. John: I use my bamboo guns. Ashu: We not talking about the puz-hol. And Mr. Schafer want us to talk about the puz-hol. And Ms. Dvorsky only want us to talk about the computer science o-kawy.



March 22, 2011, 8:24 p.m.

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Medley (Duval's sub): Mutations can occur because of radiation, like ultravelvet [sic] light and nuclear radiation. You know a lot of radiation is happening because of the earthquake in Chiner. Class: You mean Japan? Medley: You know what I meant, they're the same thing.



March 11, 2011, 11:26 a.m.

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Rose: I'm taking all of my stock out of American companies and putting it all into China.

Geometry class couldn't do some function graphing or something

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