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#6600
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⚐ Report//In R+E, the guy who is always coming in and doing gardening stuff is knocking on the door. Street: //turns off lights and puts face next to door window NOBODY'S HERE!
#6581
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⚐ ReportMs. Piper walks in while Mr. Street is teaching Piper: Where should I put these practice tests? (she printed them for us since she didn't have them in comp sci) Mr. Street: Oh, you know, just in the trash can over there. Student 1: You should put them on his chair, so it's his business. Student 2: Your grade is falling right now. Mr. Street: Or you could put them on the recycling bin, so when the unwanted papers are done, they can just kind of fall...(trails off) //laughter
#6577
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⚐ ReportStreet: That could be a new thing. Looking as dumb as a magnet freshman. I like it.
#6429
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⚐ ReportMr. Street: Shut up. Mr. Pham: I never say "shut up" in class. Mr. Street: What do you want, a cookie?
#6328
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⚐ ReportPham: Ever since Mistah Street become depahtment head, he follow da rules and I don like dat.
#6239
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⚐ Report*watching Mr. Holt's Wankel Rotary engine inventor model in R&E Mr. Street: I wanna know what hallucinogens the guy that made this engine was on. He musta said, 'Sure, I could build abnormal engine... nah, screw that.'
#6236
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⚐ ReportStreet: When you are placing your trebuchets you don't just pick some random spot. You have to actually use the value from your STELLA model, not Some Wild Ass Guess. Hmm... what would that be... SWAG? Yes, there is no SWAG in science.
#6088
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⚐ Report//As Street checks homework in Period 7 R&E Street:*to all of the guys at a table* You failed! You failed! You failed! Street:*gets to Shreeya* You see Shreeya is smart...she didn't fail. She doesn't have to defective Y-chromosome. *chuckles* Street: I'm just kidding...you losers are fine.