#11063

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Oct. 27, 2022, 9:30 p.m.

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//Justin thinking v deeply and staring at table.... Suddenly looks up Justin : If life gives you lemons, make life take the lemons back!!!! //btw u should vote justin for freshman president!! highly recommend!

#10989

1515

Oct. 14, 2022, 3:42 p.m.

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//in hallway ninth period walking outside as a class.. everyone was supposed to be quiet Street: SHUT UP. WILL YOU GUYS JUST SHUT UP some random student in the hall: That's not very nice language sir Street: well life isn't fair Half the class: *starts laughing uncontrollably*

#9841

44

Jan. 27, 2022, 10:25 a.m.

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// Pd. 3 Freshman Chemistry. Lodal is going over the Safety Test. Lodal: Now, staying on task is the one thing that people have the most trouble with. I'd love if you prove me wrong, but this class has Michael in it. Michael: It's totally possible that we'd be really bad at labs. Lodal: Yeah, that's a possibility.

#9840

1212

Jan. 27, 2022, 9:58 a.m.

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// Pd. 3 Freshman Chemistry Lodal: You are in my domain. See, I am establishing dominance. I am making eye contact with all of you and making you look away... *Eyes lock onto Michael Z.* *Epic staring contest ensues*

#9688

-513

Dec. 22, 2021, 12:57 p.m.

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// Pd. 6 Freshman Physics. After a conversation about sonic booms, the class is in a conversation about how sound cannot travel in space. Ari: Yeah, just saying, silent explosions would be SO MUCH COOLER than loud explosions. George: Did you mean, the type of explosion where you tie two masses together with a piece of string and cut the string? // (See #9641) Ari: No, I mean, blowing stuff up. Like "boom" explosions. Like arson.

#9687

1111

Dec. 22, 2021, 12:39 p.m.

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// Pd. 6 Freshman Physics. Schafer is discussing the Doppler effect. Schafer: So let's say Ayush sees a fire truck and he runs towards it screaming fIRE TRUUuUuUuUuUuUCK! Schafer: Yeah, just like that. Michael: ...Am I the fire truck? Ayush: Then I would run away from you.

#9642

812

Dec. 16, 2021, 3:56 p.m.

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// Pd. 6 Freshman Physics, Schafer is talking about “bouncy” (elastic) and “sticky” (inelastic) collisions Schafer: Really every collision is some amount inelastic, so it’s not perfectly bouncy or sticky. Schafer: If you’re playing football and you run into someone there’s a sort of bounciness effect. Ari: people are bouncy! Schafer: ~some~ people

#9556

2626

Dec. 8, 2021, 12:36 p.m.

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// Pd. 6 Freshman Physics. Schafer is explaining an energy problem, and just drew a simplified dog. Michael (sarcastically): That is a GREAT dog! Schafer: Well, thank you, can you do any better? Michael: Just saying. That dog looks like one of Picasso's cats. Michael: ...That's not a compliment, by the way. Schafer: I know. If you were my ear, I would make like Van Gogh. Schafer: ...That's not a compliment, by the way.

#9506

3232

Dec. 3, 2021, 12:28 p.m.

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// Pd. 6 Freshman Physics. Schafer is talking about scientific misconceptions, and just asked, "How high up is the Space Station?" Schafer: My guess is that, the less scientifically inclined the person is, the longer the distance they are going to guess. Tiancheng: I'm guessing 1 meter.

#9505

1618

Dec. 3, 2021, 11:37 a.m.

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// Pd. 6 Freshman Physics. Schafer is introducing energy. Schafer: Now, I know that this might be a strange analogy, but we can think of the amount of energy in a system as the amount of pain it can cause. *Takes out bowling ball and approaches Michael*