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Nov. 21, 2023, 3:54 p.m.

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Lucas Kim: Noble gasses should be banned from bond making

scibowl practice //mod note: did Stephen draw a BenzeNe again // mod note: thankfully no

lucas, freshman, kim, scibowl



Oct. 12, 2023, 3:06 p.m.

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"euphoria has all five syllables of the alphabet" - a random freshie 2023



Oct. 6, 2023, 6:45 p.m.

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Random Freshie: who cares about the seniors



Sept. 11, 2023, 9:28 a.m.

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Eric Shi: Don't tell the freshmen about blairbash Eric: or else they will get chronic blairbashing disease



Oct. 27, 2022, 9:30 p.m.

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//Justin thinking v deeply and staring at table.... Suddenly looks up Justin : If life gives you lemons, make life take the lemons back!!!! //btw u should vote justin for freshman president!! highly recommend!



Oct. 14, 2022, 3:42 p.m.

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//in hallway ninth period walking outside as a class.. everyone was supposed to be quiet Street: SHUT UP. WILL YOU GUYS JUST SHUT UP some random student in the hall: That's not very nice language sir Street: well life isn't fair Half the class: *starts laughing uncontrollably*



Jan. 27, 2022, 10:25 a.m.

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// Pd. 3 Freshman Chemistry. Lodal is going over the Safety Test. Lodal: Now, staying on task is the one thing that people have the most trouble with. I'd love if you prove me wrong, but this class has Michael in it. Michael: It's totally possible that we'd be really bad at labs. Lodal: Yeah, that's a possibility.



Jan. 27, 2022, 9:58 a.m.

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// Pd. 3 Freshman Chemistry Lodal: You are in my domain. See, I am establishing dominance. I am making eye contact with all of you and making you look away... *Eyes lock onto Michael Z.* *Epic staring contest ensues*



Dec. 22, 2021, 12:57 p.m.

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// Pd. 6 Freshman Physics. After a conversation about sonic booms, the class is in a conversation about how sound cannot travel in space. Ari: Yeah, just saying, silent explosions would be SO MUCH COOLER than loud explosions. George: Did you mean, the type of explosion where you tie two masses together with a piece of string and cut the string? // (See #9641) Ari: No, I mean, blowing stuff up. Like "boom" explosions. Like arson.



Dec. 22, 2021, 12:39 p.m.

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// Pd. 6 Freshman Physics. Schafer is discussing the Doppler effect. Schafer: So let's say Ayush sees a fire truck and he runs towards it screaming fIRE TRUUuUuUuUuUuUCK! Schafer: Yeah, just like that. Michael: ...Am I the fire truck? Ayush: Then I would run away from you.